Parachute Songbook - found it.

[vonSanta 0]

Since you lazy slobs were of no help I had to googlerize myself. What's the world coming to - no one there to do my job? Geesh.

Anyway, because I am such a regular good guy and sharing and all other good adjectives I can think of (and I *am* being modest here), I'll share with you the URL which took me 5 long minute to find.

Parachute Songbook. It's in PDF format and if some of you bastards are too stupid to work out a way to view it, well, bugger off.

You don't deserve this. I'm way too nice and considerate, sharing this treasure with a bunch of degenerate plebeians whos concept of hygeine is imitating a dog, with a combined IQ that can be measured by looking at your shoe sizes and subtracting an arbitrary number no smaller than 5.

Now sod off.

Santa Von GrossenArsch
I only come in one flavour
ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

[katiebear21 0]

Your true kindness is starting to shine through... better watch it!

Katie
Get your PMS glass necklace here

[Remster 30]

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Parachute Songbook.

Ahhh!! You mean the songbook that was linked on Wendy F's webpage..... that one.... you should have said so....

Remster

[vonSanta 0]

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Parachute Songbook.

Ahhh!! You mean the songbook that was linked on Wendy F's webpage..... that one.... you should have said so....

I shoudda said so?

Listen here you son of a pregnant urin stained yak jacket, I came here all happy and stuff and you and your no good bunch of wankers-on-a-stick friends basically opened up my guts, tied my intestines to a rock and rolled me over the edge of a cliff for an improvised bungee jump!

Should have said so?!?

Here's what I should have said, you piece of distended rectum reject matter:

"Go piss on an electric fence you retarded, sheep shagging piece of walking feces. May your bowels overflow with the watery bile that keeps on running through what only your mother would call a mouth. May your member go limp in front of 15 Playboy bunnies. You deserve nothing but a boot placed so far up your behind you'll taste leather for a week."

But I didn't, becauase I'm a genuinely friendly chap who wants to get along. And what do I get in return?

[B]YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SO?!?!?!?

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS ALL THE TIME HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU BUT WHY OH WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ME...

Never mind.

Santa Von GrossenArsch
I only come in one flavour
ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

[Casch 0]

Does that count as a personal attack??

[wildblue 7]

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Does that count as a personal attack??

No... that would be a well-crafted compliment.

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[vonSanta 0]

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Does that count as a personal attack??

I give up. You may take me away now.

Heh.

Santa Von GrossenArsch
I only come in one flavour
ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

[Casch 0]

OMG Thanks for that! LMAO

[happythoughts 0]

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Does that count as a personal attack??

No. I'm sure that he meant "you retarded, sheep shagging piece of walking feces" in the nicest way possible.

[jtval 0]

Well Vonsanta,
I didnt know where it was linked before so thanks fo rbringing it to us little ppl

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[vonSanta 0]

Well, so far we've surrendered only to Lichtenstein. We've run out of white flags so our 'occupation through submission' masterplan is on hold for the time being.

The wine is fine though and once ya get over the smell, the women are too.

Not that I drink wine.

Santa Von GrossenArsch
I only come in one flavour
ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

[lazyfrog 0]

maybe you forgot 1 song in there... didn't see it : parachute - song of a group called Something Happens

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Fumer tue, péter pue
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ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579

[vonSanta 0]

Post it if you have it, please :)

Santa Von GrossenArsch
I only come in one flavour
ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

[lazyfrog 0]

here you are :

Parachute
by Something Happens

Album :
Submitted by : Rinosseros
Corrected by : liezzz
Rated : 9.3 (26 votes)


Take your parachute and jump, you can't stay here forever
When everyone else is gone, being all alone won't seem that clever
Take your parachute and go, there's gonna have to be some danger
Take your parachute and jump, you're gonna have to take flight

If the wind don't catch you, I will, I will
If the wind's not there, I'm here

Don't look out before you, you know it's a long way down
I'll make it safer for you, your parachute won't let you down
Take your parachute and go, and maybe come back tomorrow
Take your parachute, I am, stop you ever getting sorrow

If the wind don't catch you, I will, I will
If the wind's not there, I'm here

Cause the winds might change, and the winds might blow over you
And the winds might cut you in two, unless perhaps you get a raincoat

Take your parachute and go, and wave to me as you are falling
Take your parachute and jump, you'll hear a sound, it's just me calling
It's a beautiful day for jumping, and nothing's here to keep you back
I'll make it safer for you, your parachute is on your back

If the wind don't catch you, I will, I will
If the wind's not there, I'm here

Cause the winds might change, and the winds might change

Take a parachute, I am

And jump (the wind should come and catch you)
And jump (before you hit the ground)
And jump (the wind should come and catch you)
And jump (before you hit the ground)
Jump
Take your parachute
...

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Fumer tue, péter pue
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ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579