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My parents just came back from vacation and gave me a gift for feeding their Koi fish. It's a mouse pad that looks like an oriental rug. It has real fringe and everything.

C'mon, admit it...you wish you were me today, don't you? :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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My parents just came back from vacation and gave me a gift for feeding their Koi fish. It's a mouse pad that looks like an oriental rug. It has real fringe and everything.

C'mon, admit it...you wish you were me today, don't you? :P



If I did, I think that it would be a freudian issue, I'm not ready to deal with that yet.
umm, I guess the obvious would be to say to umm, POST PICS!

Congrats again on the house.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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At least I'll be able to explain how I get rug burn on my wrist now. That's always been such an issue to try and explain that and keep my soccer mom image intact. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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But I wouldn't mind being your underwear for a day.



Ok, but only if it's that pearl kind that VanillaSkyGirl found. B|
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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At least I'll be able to explain how I get rug burn on my wrist now.



holding the mouse pad up trying to figure out a "WRIST" rug burn

and just what have you been doing with your "MOUSE" pad young lady?

turning it sideways as a look of confusion sinks in

do I want to know??

flipping it over....

or are some things better left unsaid?

flips it across the room like a frisbee
I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

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But I wouldn't mind being your underwear for a day.

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Ok, but only if it's that pearl kind that VanillaSkyGirl found.



That won't be a problem....everyone knows that pearls and clams go together.

(....oh wait -- that should be pearls and oysters....pardon my Freudian slip...):$


Don

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That won't be a problem....everyone knows that pearls and clams go together.



and while we are on the hunt for the elusive bearded clam, i am gathering evidence for the next time ceilomadre starts whinging about wasted bandwidth......
namaste, motherfucker.

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People still use mouse pads? Aren't those to keep the little ball cleaner?
Sheez, that's so late 90's. ;)
So, you're telling me, not everyone has switched to optical by now? Why not?!?!?!
It's your life, live it!
Karma
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So, you're telling me, not everyone has switched to optical by now? Why not?!?!?!



Cause my darling Jim hasn't bought me an optical mouse...it's his fault i don't have one.

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So, you're telling me, not everyone has switched to optical by now? Why not?!?!?!



I have optical, but the problem is that my mom doesn't know any better. So, since my office is in her house and she'll know if I'm not using her gift, I have a new mouse pad. :)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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C'mon, admit it...you wish you were me today, don't you?
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Yep...but only because then I could play with my boobies.



You probably play with your boobies now. What does being Skymama have to do with it?

:P

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