Deuce 1 #1 September 26, 2003 Don't hold back. DON'T! As you get older denying your inner asshole will increase your blood pressure and eventually kill you. Let your inner asshole breathe. Don't become a total asshole, but let your inner asshole out as necessary. When someone cuts you off in line, tell them. Hey, back off. "I was here first" Reply with "Please, don't make me humiliate you in front of your friends, cause if that's not enough I will sodomize you in front of them" Don't hold back. People should be nice. And considerate. If they aren't they should be ground into asphalt and made useful as interstate highways. Oh. Yeah. Some of you don't know me. Sorry. I'm very polite. But I am not at all a nice person. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #2 September 26, 2003 Wow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #3 September 26, 2003 "ohmmmmmmmmmmmm" oh yea... Im touching my inner asshole! ohhhhh that feeeeeelllssssss good! dammit im a sick bastard. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #4 September 26, 2003 see what I mean? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #5 September 26, 2003 Nobody had better get in touch with my inner asshole.... unless I very specifically said it was okay!! I need to quit drinking on weeknights. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #6 September 26, 2003 Yeah, I do. Too much time spent trying to appease others offends Buddha. OHHMMMMM! Hug me, Shannon. That helps a lot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #7 September 26, 2003 ohhhh yeaaaaaa. really I do. where the hell is Sinker!!!!?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #8 September 26, 2003 QuoteWow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile? I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #9 September 26, 2003 I have it on good authority that alcohol is an effective anti-anxiety drug. Being in touch with your aggressive inner asshole personality doesn't hurt either.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #10 September 26, 2003 Quote Oh. Yeah. Some of you don't know me. Sorry. I'm very polite. But I am not at all a nice person. I beg to differ. Nice is an attitude of gratitude and grace. One that puts a smile on another persons face. Be angry if you will But It's you that makes us chill Assoholes like you are difficult to place Come one come hither come one come all Ya'll be nice or Deuce will smash you against the wall. Peace!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #11 September 26, 2003 QuoteNobody had better get in touch with my inner asshole.... unless I very specifically said it was okay!! I need to quit drinking on weeknights. you and me both. Im gonna get in trouble. As far as Im concerned. aint no body but me get intouch w/ my inner asshole. no matter how I look at the above. I just dont seem right.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #12 September 26, 2003 I'll give you a great big giant hug tomorrow at the Byron Boogie or the Googie.. whichever one we end up at. But I am not going anywhere near your inner asshole. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #13 September 26, 2003 Timmeh! I just adore you. Kinda gay sounding, but you have been around me enough not to get weirded out about my vocabulary. This weekend we will share the eye contact and interpersonal velocity that makes skydiver's special. You are one of the few that can make every microscopic moment of time special, while in freefall, and while in eye contact. Rockadelic, dudelio. Let's go skydive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #14 September 26, 2003 QuotePeople should be nice. And considerate. If they aren't they should be ground into asphalt and made useful as interstate highways. Dude...think of the traffic problems we could solve right there! Right on! Yeah, get in touch wi...um...no..."exit only" and stuff....just grind 'em into asphalt.... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skymonkey13 0 #15 September 26, 2003 QuoteYeah, I do. Too much time spent trying to appease others offends Buddha. OHHMMMMM! Hug me, Shannon. That helps a lot! Deuce, do you mean Buddha, or Bubba? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #16 September 26, 2003 Definiteley Buddha. I would beat the unholy shit out of any Bubba who put moves on Shannon. Buddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes. Wow. I am so glad the Van is ready to take me into the air tomorrow. I am pissed that my SDA friends Betsy and Luis aren't gonna be there. But I'm not quite homicidal about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #17 September 26, 2003 QuoteI am pissed that my SDA friends Betsy and Luis aren't gonna be there. But I'm not quite homicidal about it. Cutting it a bit too close for me, I think. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #18 September 26, 2003 Chillin like a villian here in the hood drinkin a 40. Funkadelic dudelio, in da sky we'll go.. Kick it. See ya tomorrow Bro.. and hell no I'm not weirded out... Peace outMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #19 September 26, 2003 Sorry Jim. It's not at all close on a psychological scale. Just a word one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #20 September 26, 2003 QuoteDefiniteley Buddha. I would beat the unholy shit out of any Bubba who put moves on Shannon. Buddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes. ok he can give me a squeeze but he's NOT going any where near my inner asshole. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casch 0 #21 September 26, 2003 What about your outer asshole? Is that still inbounds?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #22 September 26, 2003 QuoteBuddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes Golly I like my frontal lobes in tack, I was plannin on giving Shannon a hug with out going near her inner asshole and every thing.... Hmmm... I'll wait till Deuce is on a load now. huh huh huh... I said load.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #23 September 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteWow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile? I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens. I have absolutely no idea what this means... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #24 September 26, 2003 QuoteSorry Jim. It's not at all close on a psychological scale. Just a word one All I can say to that is "Whew!"It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #25 September 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteWow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile? I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens. I have absolutely no idea what this means... Read it again in the morning. If it's still not clear by then, well, Houston, we just might have a problem.It's your life, live it! 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Girlfalldown 0 #2 September 26, 2003 Wow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 September 26, 2003 "ohmmmmmmmmmmmm" oh yea... Im touching my inner asshole! ohhhhh that feeeeeelllssssss good! dammit im a sick bastard. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #4 September 26, 2003 see what I mean? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 September 26, 2003 Nobody had better get in touch with my inner asshole.... unless I very specifically said it was okay!! I need to quit drinking on weeknights. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #6 September 26, 2003 Yeah, I do. Too much time spent trying to appease others offends Buddha. OHHMMMMM! Hug me, Shannon. That helps a lot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 September 26, 2003 ohhhh yeaaaaaa. really I do. where the hell is Sinker!!!!?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #8 September 26, 2003 QuoteWow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile? I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 September 26, 2003 I have it on good authority that alcohol is an effective anti-anxiety drug. Being in touch with your aggressive inner asshole personality doesn't hurt either.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #10 September 26, 2003 Quote Oh. Yeah. Some of you don't know me. Sorry. I'm very polite. But I am not at all a nice person. I beg to differ. Nice is an attitude of gratitude and grace. One that puts a smile on another persons face. Be angry if you will But It's you that makes us chill Assoholes like you are difficult to place Come one come hither come one come all Ya'll be nice or Deuce will smash you against the wall. Peace!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 September 26, 2003 QuoteNobody had better get in touch with my inner asshole.... unless I very specifically said it was okay!! I need to quit drinking on weeknights. you and me both. Im gonna get in trouble. As far as Im concerned. aint no body but me get intouch w/ my inner asshole. no matter how I look at the above. I just dont seem right.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 September 26, 2003 I'll give you a great big giant hug tomorrow at the Byron Boogie or the Googie.. whichever one we end up at. But I am not going anywhere near your inner asshole. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #13 September 26, 2003 Timmeh! I just adore you. Kinda gay sounding, but you have been around me enough not to get weirded out about my vocabulary. This weekend we will share the eye contact and interpersonal velocity that makes skydiver's special. You are one of the few that can make every microscopic moment of time special, while in freefall, and while in eye contact. Rockadelic, dudelio. Let's go skydive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #14 September 26, 2003 QuotePeople should be nice. And considerate. If they aren't they should be ground into asphalt and made useful as interstate highways. Dude...think of the traffic problems we could solve right there! Right on! Yeah, get in touch wi...um...no..."exit only" and stuff....just grind 'em into asphalt.... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #15 September 26, 2003 QuoteYeah, I do. Too much time spent trying to appease others offends Buddha. OHHMMMMM! Hug me, Shannon. That helps a lot! Deuce, do you mean Buddha, or Bubba? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 September 26, 2003 Definiteley Buddha. I would beat the unholy shit out of any Bubba who put moves on Shannon. Buddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes. Wow. I am so glad the Van is ready to take me into the air tomorrow. I am pissed that my SDA friends Betsy and Luis aren't gonna be there. But I'm not quite homicidal about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #17 September 26, 2003 QuoteI am pissed that my SDA friends Betsy and Luis aren't gonna be there. But I'm not quite homicidal about it. Cutting it a bit too close for me, I think. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #18 September 26, 2003 Chillin like a villian here in the hood drinkin a 40. Funkadelic dudelio, in da sky we'll go.. Kick it. See ya tomorrow Bro.. and hell no I'm not weirded out... Peace outMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #19 September 26, 2003 Sorry Jim. It's not at all close on a psychological scale. Just a word one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #20 September 26, 2003 QuoteDefiniteley Buddha. I would beat the unholy shit out of any Bubba who put moves on Shannon. Buddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes. ok he can give me a squeeze but he's NOT going any where near my inner asshole. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casch 0 #21 September 26, 2003 What about your outer asshole? Is that still inbounds?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #22 September 26, 2003 QuoteBuddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes Golly I like my frontal lobes in tack, I was plannin on giving Shannon a hug with out going near her inner asshole and every thing.... Hmmm... I'll wait till Deuce is on a load now. huh huh huh... I said load.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #23 September 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteWow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile? I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens. I have absolutely no idea what this means... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #24 September 26, 2003 QuoteSorry Jim. It's not at all close on a psychological scale. Just a word one All I can say to that is "Whew!"It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #25 September 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteWow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile? I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens. I have absolutely no idea what this means... Read it again in the morning. If it's still not clear by then, well, Houston, we just might have a problem.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Girlfalldown 0 #20 September 26, 2003 QuoteDefiniteley Buddha. I would beat the unholy shit out of any Bubba who put moves on Shannon. Buddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes. ok he can give me a squeeze but he's NOT going any where near my inner asshole. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #21 September 26, 2003 What about your outer asshole? Is that still inbounds?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #22 September 26, 2003 QuoteBuddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes Golly I like my frontal lobes in tack, I was plannin on giving Shannon a hug with out going near her inner asshole and every thing.... Hmmm... I'll wait till Deuce is on a load now. huh huh huh... I said load.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #23 September 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteWow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile? I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens. I have absolutely no idea what this means... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #24 September 26, 2003 QuoteSorry Jim. It's not at all close on a psychological scale. Just a word one All I can say to that is "Whew!"It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #25 September 26, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteWow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile? I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens. I have absolutely no idea what this means... Read it again in the morning. If it's still not clear by then, well, Houston, we just might have a problem.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
