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Deuce

Get in touch with your inner Asshole.

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Don't hold back.

DON'T!

As you get older denying your inner asshole will increase your blood pressure and eventually kill you. Let your inner asshole breathe.

Don't become a total asshole, but let your inner asshole out as necessary.

When someone cuts you off in line, tell them. Hey, back off. "I was here first" Reply with "Please, don't make me humiliate you in front of your friends, cause if that's not enough I will sodomize you in front of them"

Don't hold back.

People should be nice. And considerate. If they aren't they should be ground into asphalt and made useful as interstate highways.

Oh. Yeah. Some of you don't know me. Sorry. I'm very polite. But I am not at all a nice person.

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Wow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! :o



Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile?

I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens.
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Oh. Yeah. Some of you don't know me. Sorry. I'm very polite. But I am not at all a nice person.



I beg to differ.

Nice is an attitude of gratitude and grace.
One that puts a smile on another persons face.
Be angry if you will
But It's you that makes us chill
Assoholes like you are difficult to place
Come one come hither come one come all
Ya'll be nice or Deuce will smash you against the wall.

Peace!
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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Nobody had better get in touch with my inner asshole.... unless I very specifically said it was okay!!


I need to quit drinking on weeknights.



you and me both. Im gonna get in trouble. As far as Im concerned. aint no body but me get intouch w/ my inner asshole.

no matter how I look at the above. I just dont seem right.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Timmeh! I just adore you.

Kinda gay sounding, but you have been around me enough not to get weirded out about my vocabulary.

This weekend we will share the eye contact and interpersonal velocity that makes skydiver's special. You are one of the few that can make every microscopic moment of time special, while in freefall, and while in eye contact.

Rockadelic, dudelio. Let's go skydive.

B|

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People should be nice. And considerate. If they aren't they should be ground into asphalt and made useful as interstate highways.



Dude...think of the traffic problems we could solve right there! Right on! Yeah, get in touch wi...um...no..."exit only" and stuff....just grind 'em into asphalt.... :P:S:D
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Definiteley Buddha.

I would beat the unholy shit out of any Bubba who put moves on Shannon.

Buddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes.

Wow. I am so glad the Van is ready to take me into the air tomorrow.

I am pissed that my SDA friends Betsy and Luis aren't gonna be there. But I'm not quite homicidal about it.

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I am pissed that my SDA friends Betsy and Luis aren't gonna be there. But I'm not quite homicidal about it.



Cutting it a bit too close for me, I think. B|
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Definiteley Buddha.

I would beat the unholy shit out of any Bubba who put moves on Shannon.

Buddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes.



ok he can give me a squeeze but he's NOT going any where near my inner asshole.

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Buddha could probably give her a freindly squeeze whithout making it necessary to cram his cartilage into his frontal lobes



Golly I like my frontal lobes in tack, I was plannin on giving Shannon a hug with out going near her inner asshole and every thing.... Hmmm... I'll wait till Deuce is on a load now.

huh huh huh... I said load.
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Wow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! :o



Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile?

I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens.



I have absolutely no idea what this means...

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Wow! I read the title and thought maybe you were trying to tell us somthing! :o



Like some ordainded guys should just let all hell break loose once in awhile?

I'm contemplating it, trust me, but you might want to be in Indonesia or the Ukraine if (when) it happens.



I have absolutely no idea what this means...



Read it again in the morning. If it's still not clear by then, well, Houston, we just might have a problem.
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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