lizzieb 0 #26 September 25, 2003 no...but he was wearing those fake plastic boobies again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #27 September 25, 2003 Ever notice how the words Boobies & Boogies are so very similair... ~Sigh~ I feel so closetless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #28 September 25, 2003 AAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGHH!!! My eyes! My eyes! My eyes!Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #29 September 25, 2003 Screw you and the mountain you rode in on... You bastard!! You stole my mojo You want to pet my boodabies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #30 September 25, 2003 Quote You want to pet my boodabies? yes...errrr...no... wait...they have bear slobber all over them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #31 September 25, 2003 Only if you tow me behind your motorcycle on rollerblades or a creeper...Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybabe76 0 #32 September 25, 2003 I just need some time .... "If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybabe76 0 #33 September 25, 2003 QuoteScrew you and the mountain you rode in on... You bastard!! You stole my mojo Quote LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #34 September 25, 2003 Ain't no sunshine when she's gone It's not warm when she's away Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and she's always gone too long Anytime she goes away Wonder this time where she's gone Wonder if she's gonna stay Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and this house just ain't no home anytime she goes away And I know, I know... Ain't no sunshine when she's gone Ain't no sunshine when she's gone Only darkness everyday Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and this house just ain't no home anytime she goes away Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybabe76 0 #35 September 25, 2003 I always have my sunshine. It's tattoo'd on my ass!!! Wanna see?!?!?!?! "If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyesspot 0 #36 September 25, 2003 I don't think that's the kind of "sunshine" he is talking about. Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #37 September 25, 2003 QuoteEver notice how the words Boobies & Boogies are so very similair... ~Sigh~ I feel so closetless I can't believe nobody else had figured this out. I'm laughing my ass off from post #1! Dude, she's gone. She ain't coming back. She let you out of the closet for good this time. If you want back in, you are going to have to go to Florida, ok?It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybabe76 0 #38 September 25, 2003 QuoteI don't think that's the kind of "sunshine" he is talking about. Damn!!! I can't even BRIBE people to look at my ass anymore. "If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #39 September 25, 2003 k, I don't know if this is your idea of a joke or what. If it is, it sucks ass. If it's not, it sucks even more ass. How dare you rag me out publically like this. I'm working on gettingout of work to go to the boogie, takin the time to respond to this msg and it's stupidity. I HAVE pm'ed you lately. So they've been short. Sue me. They certainly have been full of compassion and well wishes. No I haven't called. Shoot me. My reasons for not keeping in such shoulder-to-shoulder closeness with you may not be legit in your eyes, being as I'm not having severe feminine problems, but let's not forget that I'm the sole bread earner for two kids and a bitchy wife in Florida. And as I've told you many times before, since I travel so much for my job, when I'm home, that time belongs first and foremost to my work and skydiving. I simply do not have the time to keep up a correspondence to the level that you expect. Maybe that will change in the future. For now, it isn't. So deal with it and stop whining. I'm quite interested in hearing your response to this, since I'm assuming that this thread isn't really much of a joke. It appears to me to be a serious stab thinly veiled in an attempt to be funny and to gain pity. If I'm wrong, I will offer a sincere and public apology. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #40 September 25, 2003 don't talk to seb like that...or i'm gonna elbow you in the nads. oh wait...i'm goin to do that anyways...so talk away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skygal3 0 #41 September 25, 2003 Anyone else think Sebazz is turning into NWS01? I think it is a side effect from postwhoredom.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #42 September 25, 2003 I think him and Muenkel are becoming one.. Sebankel chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #43 September 25, 2003 Ahem. Uh.. dude I thought I was nuts, check your shit out... You friggen crayzay man Kookoo Kookoo!! This thread is so not a pity me thread. I pity da fool who um... yeah back to work. You're a dicky poo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites steve1 5 #44 September 25, 2003 We still admire you here in Montana. We need some more private coaching from you on how to turn pts. out of the Otter, and you really do need to come to Lost Prairie again. You may have trouble recongizing me now though......Yes, I started my workout program, and I no longer look like a fat old man. My wife says I look kind of buff now, and I'm thinking of going in for a complete make over. The first thing I'm going to have done is have the gloss coat removed from the top of my head and have a matte finish applied. Yes, I am even more follickly challenged now than I was last year. I've heard that it is caused from being too verile. I'm thinking about getting one of those fake hair pieces also, so I can look more like Elvis. Oh, I meant to ask you, do you think my jumpsuit makes my ass look big? I could have sworn someone called me fat ass on my way to the plane a while back. I'm very concerned about my appearance these days. At any rate, we're looking forward to jumping with you again.......Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #45 September 25, 2003 *snicker*...you all don't possibly think that Chopchop has actually made a serious post, do you? You can see his inspiration here. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #46 September 25, 2003 QuoteDude, she's gone. She ain't coming back. She let you out of the closet for good this time. If you want back in, you are going to have to go to Florida, ok? Shut up Jim. Can't you see he's devastated? Aw, Seb honey, I can rearrange the boxes and make room for you in this closet. You just come here to your Bytchypoo and it'll be good again. I promise. One more chance I'll try this time I'll give you yours I won't take mine I'll listen up Pretend to care Go on ahead I'll meet you there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #47 September 25, 2003 No No I was trying to stir up some drama mama I read the original one earlier... I just get a little baty here in the office sometimes and start acting a wee bit like i'm sniffing glue or something... But I am not. i am a perfectly normal responsible young man. Thank you and boobie ~ boogie - boogie ~ boobie ~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiverRick 0 #48 September 25, 2003 I can see that you haven't recovered from The girl who let you down And you'd sell what is left of your soul for Another go-round You keep telling yourself she means nothing And maybe you should call her bluff But you don't really believe it You must not be drinking enough Well, the perfume she wore you can buy Down at the five & dime But on some other woman It don't smell the same in your mind You keep telling yourself you can take it- Telling yourself that you're tough But you still wanna hold her You must not be drinkin' enough You're not drinking enough To wash away old memories And there ain't enough whiskey in texas to Keep you from beggin' ,"please, please, please." She passed on your passion And stepped on your pride Turns out you ain't quite so tough 'cause you still wanna hold her You must not be drinkin' enough Ay-yi-yi-yi Ask yourself why You still wanna hold her You must no be drinkin' enough Ay-yi-yi-yi, etc....... never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #49 September 25, 2003 Thanks Bytch You made my day... Chorus: She's a brick----house Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out She's a brick----house The lady's stacked and that's a fact, ain't holding nothing back. She's a brick----house She's the one, the only one, who's built like a amazon [pronounced am-a-ka-zawn] We're together everybody knows, and here's how the story goes. 1. She knows she got everything a woman needs to get a man, yeah. How can she lose with what she use 36-24-36, what a winning hand! Chorus 2. The clothes she wears, the sexy ways, make an old man wish for younger days She knows she's built and knows how to please Sure enough to knock a man to his knees Chorus Bridge Shake it down, shake it down now (repeat) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #50 September 25, 2003 yeah, yeah.. whatever.. I'll see ya Saturday and we can work this out then.. or just jump our freaking asses off!!! YA WHINEY BIOTCH! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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Sebazz1 2 #34 September 25, 2003 Ain't no sunshine when she's gone It's not warm when she's away Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and she's always gone too long Anytime she goes away Wonder this time where she's gone Wonder if she's gonna stay Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and this house just ain't no home anytime she goes away And I know, I know... Ain't no sunshine when she's gone Ain't no sunshine when she's gone Only darkness everyday Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and this house just ain't no home anytime she goes away Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybabe76 0 #35 September 25, 2003 I always have my sunshine. It's tattoo'd on my ass!!! Wanna see?!?!?!?! "If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyesspot 0 #36 September 25, 2003 I don't think that's the kind of "sunshine" he is talking about. Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #37 September 25, 2003 QuoteEver notice how the words Boobies & Boogies are so very similair... ~Sigh~ I feel so closetless I can't believe nobody else had figured this out. I'm laughing my ass off from post #1! Dude, she's gone. She ain't coming back. She let you out of the closet for good this time. If you want back in, you are going to have to go to Florida, ok?It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybabe76 0 #38 September 25, 2003 QuoteI don't think that's the kind of "sunshine" he is talking about. Damn!!! I can't even BRIBE people to look at my ass anymore. "If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #39 September 25, 2003 k, I don't know if this is your idea of a joke or what. If it is, it sucks ass. If it's not, it sucks even more ass. How dare you rag me out publically like this. I'm working on gettingout of work to go to the boogie, takin the time to respond to this msg and it's stupidity. I HAVE pm'ed you lately. So they've been short. Sue me. They certainly have been full of compassion and well wishes. No I haven't called. Shoot me. My reasons for not keeping in such shoulder-to-shoulder closeness with you may not be legit in your eyes, being as I'm not having severe feminine problems, but let's not forget that I'm the sole bread earner for two kids and a bitchy wife in Florida. And as I've told you many times before, since I travel so much for my job, when I'm home, that time belongs first and foremost to my work and skydiving. I simply do not have the time to keep up a correspondence to the level that you expect. Maybe that will change in the future. For now, it isn't. So deal with it and stop whining. I'm quite interested in hearing your response to this, since I'm assuming that this thread isn't really much of a joke. It appears to me to be a serious stab thinly veiled in an attempt to be funny and to gain pity. If I'm wrong, I will offer a sincere and public apology. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #40 September 25, 2003 don't talk to seb like that...or i'm gonna elbow you in the nads. oh wait...i'm goin to do that anyways...so talk away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #41 September 25, 2003 Anyone else think Sebazz is turning into NWS01? I think it is a side effect from postwhoredom.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #42 September 25, 2003 I think him and Muenkel are becoming one.. Sebankel chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #43 September 25, 2003 Ahem. Uh.. dude I thought I was nuts, check your shit out... You friggen crayzay man Kookoo Kookoo!! This thread is so not a pity me thread. I pity da fool who um... yeah back to work. You're a dicky poo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #44 September 25, 2003 We still admire you here in Montana. We need some more private coaching from you on how to turn pts. out of the Otter, and you really do need to come to Lost Prairie again. You may have trouble recongizing me now though......Yes, I started my workout program, and I no longer look like a fat old man. My wife says I look kind of buff now, and I'm thinking of going in for a complete make over. The first thing I'm going to have done is have the gloss coat removed from the top of my head and have a matte finish applied. Yes, I am even more follickly challenged now than I was last year. I've heard that it is caused from being too verile. I'm thinking about getting one of those fake hair pieces also, so I can look more like Elvis. Oh, I meant to ask you, do you think my jumpsuit makes my ass look big? I could have sworn someone called me fat ass on my way to the plane a while back. I'm very concerned about my appearance these days. At any rate, we're looking forward to jumping with you again.......Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #45 September 25, 2003 *snicker*...you all don't possibly think that Chopchop has actually made a serious post, do you? You can see his inspiration here. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #46 September 25, 2003 QuoteDude, she's gone. She ain't coming back. She let you out of the closet for good this time. If you want back in, you are going to have to go to Florida, ok? Shut up Jim. Can't you see he's devastated? Aw, Seb honey, I can rearrange the boxes and make room for you in this closet. You just come here to your Bytchypoo and it'll be good again. I promise. One more chance I'll try this time I'll give you yours I won't take mine I'll listen up Pretend to care Go on ahead I'll meet you there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #47 September 25, 2003 No No I was trying to stir up some drama mama I read the original one earlier... I just get a little baty here in the office sometimes and start acting a wee bit like i'm sniffing glue or something... But I am not. i am a perfectly normal responsible young man. Thank you and boobie ~ boogie - boogie ~ boobie ~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #48 September 25, 2003 I can see that you haven't recovered from The girl who let you down And you'd sell what is left of your soul for Another go-round You keep telling yourself she means nothing And maybe you should call her bluff But you don't really believe it You must not be drinking enough Well, the perfume she wore you can buy Down at the five & dime But on some other woman It don't smell the same in your mind You keep telling yourself you can take it- Telling yourself that you're tough But you still wanna hold her You must not be drinkin' enough You're not drinking enough To wash away old memories And there ain't enough whiskey in texas to Keep you from beggin' ,"please, please, please." She passed on your passion And stepped on your pride Turns out you ain't quite so tough 'cause you still wanna hold her You must not be drinkin' enough Ay-yi-yi-yi Ask yourself why You still wanna hold her You must no be drinkin' enough Ay-yi-yi-yi, etc....... never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #49 September 25, 2003 Thanks Bytch You made my day... Chorus: She's a brick----house Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out She's a brick----house The lady's stacked and that's a fact, ain't holding nothing back. She's a brick----house She's the one, the only one, who's built like a amazon [pronounced am-a-ka-zawn] We're together everybody knows, and here's how the story goes. 1. She knows she got everything a woman needs to get a man, yeah. How can she lose with what she use 36-24-36, what a winning hand! Chorus 2. The clothes she wears, the sexy ways, make an old man wish for younger days She knows she's built and knows how to please Sure enough to knock a man to his knees Chorus Bridge Shake it down, shake it down now (repeat) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #50 September 25, 2003 yeah, yeah.. whatever.. I'll see ya Saturday and we can work this out then.. or just jump our freaking asses off!!! YA WHINEY BIOTCH! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
