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Sebazz1

I don't know who you are anymore...

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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
It's not warm when she's away
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and she's always gone too long
Anytime she goes away

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's gonna stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away


And I know, I know...


Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Only darkness everyday
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away

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Ever notice how the words Boobies & Boogies are so very similair... :D

~Sigh~

I feel so closetless


I can't believe nobody else had figured this out. I'm laughing my ass off from post #1!

Dude, she's gone. She ain't coming back.

She let you out of the closet for good this time.

If you want back in, you are going to have to go to Florida, ok?
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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k, I don't know if this is your idea of a joke or what. If it is, it sucks ass. If it's not, it sucks even more ass. How dare you rag me out publically like this.

I'm working on gettingout of work to go to the boogie, takin the time to respond to this msg and it's stupidity.

I HAVE pm'ed you lately. So they've been short. Sue me. They certainly have been full of compassion and well wishes. No I haven't called. Shoot me. My reasons for not keeping in such shoulder-to-shoulder closeness with you may not be legit in your eyes, being as I'm not having severe feminine problems, but let's not forget that I'm the sole bread earner for two kids and a bitchy wife in Florida. And as I've told you many times before, since I travel so much for my job, when I'm home, that time belongs first and foremost to my work and skydiving. I simply do not have the time to keep up a correspondence to the level that you expect. Maybe that will change in the future. For now, it isn't. So deal with it and stop whining.

I'm quite interested in hearing your response to this, since I'm assuming that this thread isn't really much of a joke. It appears to me to be a serious stab thinly veiled in an attempt to be funny and to gain pity. If I'm wrong, I will offer a sincere and public apology.
chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

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We still admire you here in Montana. We need some more private coaching from you on how to turn pts. out of the Otter, and you really do need to come to Lost Prairie again. You may have trouble recongizing me now though......Yes, I started my workout program, and I no longer look like a fat old man. My wife says I look kind of buff now, and I'm thinking of going in for a complete make over. The first thing I'm going to have done is have the gloss coat removed from the top of my head and have a matte finish applied. Yes, I am even more follickly challenged now than I was last year. I've heard that it is caused from being too verile. I'm thinking about getting one of those fake hair pieces also, so I can look more like Elvis. Oh, I meant to ask you, do you think my jumpsuit makes my ass look big? I could have sworn someone called me fat ass on my way to the plane a while back. I'm very concerned about my appearance these days. At any rate, we're looking forward to jumping with you again.......Steve1

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*snicker*...you all don't possibly think that Chopchop has actually made a serious post, do you? You can see his inspiration here. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Dude, she's gone. She ain't coming back.

She let you out of the closet for good this time.

If you want back in, you are going to have to go to Florida, ok?


Shut up Jim. Can't you see he's devastated?

Aw, Seb honey, I can rearrange the boxes and make room for you in this closet. You just come here to your Bytchypoo and it'll be good again. I promise.

One more chance
I'll try this time
I'll give you yours
I won't take mine
I'll listen up
Pretend to care
Go on ahead
I'll meet you there.

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No No I was trying to stir up some drama mamaB|

I read the original one earlier:D...

I just get a little baty here in the office sometimes and start acting a wee bit like i'm sniffing glue or something... But I am not. i am a perfectly normal responsible young man.

Thank you and boobie ~ boogie - boogie ~ boobie ~~~~B|B|B|:ph34r:

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I can see that you haven't recovered from
The girl who let you down
And you'd sell what is left of your soul for
Another go-round
You keep telling yourself she means nothing
And maybe you should call her bluff
But you don't really believe it
You must not be drinking enough
Well, the perfume she wore you can buy
Down at the five & dime
But on some other woman
It don't smell the same in your mind
You keep telling yourself you can take it-
Telling yourself that you're tough
But you still wanna hold her


You must not be drinkin' enough
You're not drinking enough
To wash away old memories
And there ain't enough whiskey in texas to
Keep you from beggin' ,"please, please, please."
She passed on your passion
And stepped on your pride
Turns out you ain't quite so tough
'cause you still wanna hold her
You must not be drinkin' enough
Ay-yi-yi-yi
Ask yourself why
You still wanna hold her
You must no be drinkin' enough
Ay-yi-yi-yi, etc.......



never pull low......unless you are

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Thanks Bytch You made my dayB|...

Chorus:
She's a brick----house
Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick----house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like a amazon [pronounced am-a-ka-zawn]
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

1. She knows she got everything
a woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she lose with what she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!

Chorus

2. The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
make an old man wish for younger days
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a man to his knees

Chorus

Bridge

Shake it down, shake it down now (repeat)

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