RevJim 0 #1 September 27, 2003 to make some serious cash. A simple little 3 step system! It's easy to remember, and just as easy to complete! Step #1. Get a job! Yes! That's right! Grab a hold of some gainfull employment! Ya can't start with nothing, you know! You need to buy in first! Step #2. Collect a paycheck! Yes! You read it right! Actually stay at this job long enough to earn rewards, commonly known as paychecks! Wow! What a concept! You work, they pay! Step #3. Spend $1 per week from those paychecks on a lottery of your choice! There are a great assortment to choose from! The easiest is your local state lottery! Yes, that's right. Pay the person behind the counter a dollar and he gives you a slip with a 1 in five hundred billion chance of winning! Too high of risk for you? Well, option #2 for step #3 says take that dollar bill, and stick it in your mattress. At least you'll still have the dollar! OK, now repeat as often as needed for a nice cash flow system. What? You say your boss is a jerk and fired you? Wow, have I got a solution for you! Yes, that's right, the answer to all of your prayers! easy! GAAAA-Rooooonnnneeeee-Teeeeeed! Get another job! Wow! OK troops, now head out there and make some money! When you are done, don't forget that you owe me 70% for letting you in on this secret! Contact me for Paypal information! Thank you, and have a GREAT day! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #2 September 27, 2003 Wow, that was so motivational!!! I owe you BIG!! THANKS! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #3 September 27, 2003 QuoteWow, that was so motivational!!! I owe you BIG!! THANKS! Angela. Thanks! Glad I could help! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #4 September 27, 2003 QuoteQuoteWow, that was so motivational!!! I owe you BIG!! THANKS! Angela. Thanks! Glad I could help! Help? Nay, you SAVED me, rev! I am a completely different person now. That's right, i'm a changed woman. No more selling crack to kids for a living to afford jump tickets... i'm gonna get a real job and i'm gonna SAVE money! Yep, that's what i'm gonna do! lol! Angela Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,587 #5 September 27, 2003 QuoteGet a job! ... QuoteGet another job! Wait -- you mean I'm supposed to hunt for the job, and not the other way around? Whoa -- I had this whole "job hunt" thing all wrong Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #6 September 27, 2003 Oh my god, the Rev has shone me the money... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #7 September 27, 2003 Hehehe, grinning All the multi level, make cash quick programs, and the one I gave has the best odds of actually paying the bills. It was tongue in cheek people. I'm really hoping you understood that part. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #8 September 27, 2003 Jim, Your plan sucks. Justin's Eternal* Employment Plan Step 1: Give me all your money. Step 2: You become my personal beer & packing bitch. Step 3: I pay you $1 per day, from the money you gave me. Easy! * If I run out of your money or just get sick of having your scraggly ass around, you are so fired. There, that'll teach you not to read the fine print. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 September 27, 2003 QuoteStep 1: Give me all your money. Does that mean you would assume my debt as part of this deal? If so, I'll take it!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #10 September 27, 2003 QuoteStep #1. Get a job! Yes! That's right! Grab a hold of some gainfull employment! Ya can't start with nothing, you know! You need to buy in first! Even better.....get a job where they require lots of experience and training....but do it by just BS'ing your way in...then just kick back, rake in the dough, and let the co-pilot do all the work that you don't know how(or what) to do! Uh....just a suggestion...not that I've tried it or anything! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #11 September 27, 2003 I didn't say "Give me your pathetic lack of money". Why the hell do you think I made up that plan in the first place? Because *I* have no money. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #12 September 27, 2003 "You" have a "job". "I" do not. For this reason, my plan is much better, as it allows people to actually have an income, while making sure I still have one too! Justin, will you be the first to sign up? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #13 September 27, 2003 Mine still sounds better, but maybe that is the beer talking. Nah. Mine just is better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #14 September 27, 2003 Bwahahaha! I was trying to figure out why none of my post reply messages were being delivered to my mailbox for this thread. BWAHAHAHA! Filters work. My filters see "Opportunity" in the message body and sent it straight to the deleted items folder. Sorry, too funny to me, and had to share. I'd refresh, see replies, and try and figure out why I didn't get any notification! LOL It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #15 September 27, 2003 Get rich quick! Money making opportunity! MLM Get V I A G R A ! Online pharmacy! Hot nasty housewife! Bigger breasts, guaranteed! Enlarge your member! There, you'll never get that one through your spam filter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #16 September 27, 2003 Huh? Did you say something? All I saw was a . It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
