happythoughts 0 #26 September 26, 2003 Quote No psycho hosebeasts, please. Oh sure, dream on Prince Charming. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #27 September 26, 2003 Quote ...seeks sexy male who can outdrink her I gave my best shot at Rantoul. Problem being that I always seemed to have a head start on you. Usually I like to give them a head start, so it's ok. Instead of a relationship, can I just stalk you when you are at the Hills? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 September 26, 2003 Quote seeks absent minded rich stable regular fuck This is as stable as it gets, maybe a little absent minded, but good oral skills. Pic attached. Glad to be able to hook a brother up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #29 September 26, 2003 Quote SWM 29, seeks SWF 18-30. NS NR NPM NK NC NP NB M:36-24-36 B:For those unfamiliar with the codes (You pay by the letter): SWM: Single white male SWF: Single white female NS: Non smoker NR: Non religious NPM: No previous marriages (sorry Mama) NK: No kids (I like to be the immature one, they just set the bar too high) NC: No cats!!! NP: Non Political NB: No Bullshit/Bitching M: Measurements B: Breast size WKECS: Wild kinky exhibitionistic casual sex Yeah Val, I have the same issue. But it must be all of them, it can't be us. Done this before?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #30 September 26, 2003 Quote Glad to be able to hook a brother up. Thanks mate, but i hear getting them downstairs in the morning is a problem. Got Milk? ...yup. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #31 September 26, 2003 Ok my second post here so umm here we go..... single golf professional new to the sport looking for girl 18-45. Must be able to cook good food, and lots of it. If she can teach me to jump she is evern cooler. Bonuses...: Drives a nice car, loves adventure, has enough money to buy me all my gear, and is down to earth.....oh yeah.....she must throw herself at me at least 20 times a day. Preferably in her birthday suit. How did I do? Who wants to go out on a date with!? JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #32 September 26, 2003 Freefly dude seeks woman willing to buy new X-fire 2 149 and jump tickets. Not picky, please pre-order hey, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do hahahaha<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #33 September 26, 2003 Ok I'll play... Quote 21y/o SWF,open-minded, fun and out going, college student seeking like minded SWM 21-35, who is intellectually stimulating,great sense of humor, romantic gentleman and passionate lover. Must be willing to try new things, take risks and enjoy life. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #34 September 26, 2003 How YOU doin'?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,560 #35 September 26, 2003 I just happen to have one here Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themitchyone 0 #36 September 26, 2003 32, tall and slender DWF graduate student seeks sugar daddy to help her pay for her new skydiving hobby "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #37 September 26, 2003 Hey look! I knew I'd done this before... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #38 September 26, 2003 Seeking: Trim, beautiful, well adjusted and financially self-sufficient female age 21-30 for friendship and lots of casual sex; however, must be marriage minded as well. I am: mid-40's alcoholic, short, fat, balding, and have extremely bad breath due to the fact my teeth are rotten because I never brush them. I rarely take showers either, and when I do they are quick so I won't disturb the eco-system around my underarms and genital area. I am almost always in a foul mood unless I'm near passed out drunk, at which time I'm a really fun guy. I have no job or job skills, which is why I require you to help balance that void in my life. Are you the woman of my dreams? Qualified and interested ladies PM me. I will reply on a first come, first serve basis, so please be patient. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #39 September 26, 2003 Quote I rarely take showers either, and when I do they are quick so I won't disturb the eco-system around my underarms and genital area. LMAO -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #40 September 26, 2003 shoulder, sling, harharharharhar.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #41 September 26, 2003 Quote How YOU doin'? Not very well I'm afraid.I'm home alone and have nothing to do and no one to play with.*pout* "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #42 September 26, 2003 TCOOE (Tears Coming Out Of Eyes) Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #43 September 27, 2003 Quote ...posessing at least a modicum of common sense, and an intense desire to please me. Is it proper use have mutually exclusive demands? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #44 September 27, 2003 39 SWM no children never married emotional black hole of need with intimacy fears iso compatible carbon-based life form -- preference given to spiritually centered individuals grounded by hefty bank accounts who don't need me to fill their empty lives with meaningful activities and ideas they couldn't possibly come up with on their own. If your best friend came up to you and said, "Listen man, you know we're best friends, right? Let's sign a contract that says we're best friends for life, and then if we ever decide not to be best friends, we go to court and you give me half your stuff." You'd be like, "That's retarded." wouldn't you? (>o|-< AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #45 September 27, 2003 Quote I just happen to have one here Wendy W. Wendy...one on each side? The front AND the back? Can't wait to meetcha!!! AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireflyer 0 #46 September 27, 2003 Quote 23 year old single mom with two kids, seeks her god of freeflying....hey the goddess is lonely....The Goddess can cook and clean, but refuses to do the dishes. As long as everyone is makeing their daily sacrifices of jump tickets then him and I should be more than happy...um he must be the God of freeflying and must also BASE and be willing to BASE with me. OH yeah and he must be willing to sacrifice hisself atleast 3 to 6 times a day or I will get bored and will seek it else where. Oh yeah and he must like new things because again I get bored easy and so staying in one possition will get me to start the "I have a headache" thing. i just GOTTA get my numbers up and i should have this covered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycutie 0 #47 September 27, 2003 Cool, sexy, fun, SINGLE Puerto Rican female skydiver.... Edited to add: SINGLE MEN: you can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em, but you can act psychotic and keep 'em off balance. HISPA #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireflyer 0 #48 September 27, 2003 pleased to meet you. i dont mean to toot my horn in meeting all your criteria, but "beep beep" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireflyer 0 #49 September 27, 2003 Quote Quote I just happen to have one here Wendy W. Wendy...one on each side? The front AND the back? Can't wait to meetcha!!! now THATS a party! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireflyer 0 #50 September 27, 2003 DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN?: smiley, bitchy, overly-sexual, too-damn-smart-for-her-own-good, hyper-active, silly, wacko, never-in-the-kitchen woman with no loot, who sought nothing more than my renaissance personality and charming wit...? SWM, 29, offers REWARD in jump tickets for her quick return! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
