happythoughts 0 #1 September 26, 2003 This has been suggested at least twice today. All the singles can write a "personals" style ad. I thought we should get one going quickly before HH makes this a cyber-sex pay site. Quote Aging, alcholic, skydiving bum seeks employed woman who can pack and makes good sandwiches. (Serious inquiries only) Sounds too good to be true, huh? Women say they respect honesty, so I'm expecting the calls to flood in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 September 26, 2003 Add "must own and can operate bottle opener" to the list, too. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #3 September 26, 2003 Oooh! This looks like fun! I wanna try! Young tall blonde femi-nazi bitch who enjoys jumping, drinking, belly dancing and free trolley rides seeks sexy male who can outdrink her, will take her on free motorcycle rides and will be her bitch References available upon request. I wonder why I didn't get more dates?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 September 26, 2003 20 year old blonde haired blue eyed surfer type (I say dude a lot) who likes music, animals, long walks on the beach (even tho I live in Ohio, we don't have beaches...), getting naked, and rolling around till the sun comes up. Seeking hot freeflyer (no belly floppers please) ages 18-246, with a sparkling personality, a great smile, and loves to receive sexual satisfaction at least 16 times a day. No Zima drinkers, please. Okay, who's up for it!?!?!?!?!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #5 September 26, 2003 I had to do some digging for this. Twitchy cloud jockey seeks absent minded rich stable regular fuck for long term relationship .. but mostly for the money. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 September 26, 2003 31 year old, beer gutted, heavy smoker seeking tall, lean, early 20's super model type to satisfy my every whim. No head games. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #7 September 26, 2003 uh hi jason.... i never knew:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 September 26, 2003 38 year old divorced woman with 2 teenagers..... I might as well stop there, that alone makes 'em all run far away anyway. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 September 26, 2003 33 year old "full figured" skydiver seeking energetic Bi-female free flyer. Must be willing to pack. Must have own car, own jump money and own beer supply. Cooking is a plus, but not a requirement. Must be able to hold her alcohol w/o becoming emotionally unstable. Please direct all inquiries to Turtlespeed@dropzone.com.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 September 26, 2003 Quote38 year old divorced woman with 2 teenagers..... I might as well stop there, that alone makes 'em all run far away anyway. How YOU doin?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #11 September 26, 2003 Quote frustrated, meloncholic, unemployed, hopelessly romantic psuedo-intellectual skydiver seeks.... um, what was your name again? namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #12 September 26, 2003 Quotefrustrated, meloncholic, unemployed, hopelessly romantic psuedo-intellectual skydiver You forgot insomniac... Wait, is this MY personal ad? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #13 September 26, 2003 ***Nice guy Finishes Last, again. That's right, a nice guy. No, really, a nice guy! Always finishes last, on purpose. Enjoys skydiving and his children. Is married and NOT looking for more, but would happily take on a few extra friends. Reply to me directly at iskydive@charter.netIt's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #14 September 26, 2003 23 year old single mom with two kids, seeks her god of freeflying....hey the goddess is lonely....The Goddess can cook and clean, but refuses to do the dishes. As long as everyone is makeing their daily sacrifices of jump tickets then him and I should be more than happy...um he must be the God of freeflying and must also BASE and be willing to BASE with me. OH yeah and he must be willing to sacrifice hisself atleast 3 to 6 times a day or I will get bored and will seek it else where. Oh yeah and he must like new things because again I get bored easy and so staying in one possition will get me to start the "I have a headache" thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Designer 0 #15 September 26, 2003 Honesty Huh?Middle aged part time jumper(very poor),Loves larger less complicated women,will perform oral sex on her on demand!(rotflmao!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #16 September 26, 2003 SWM 29, seeks SWF 18-30. NS NR NPM NK NC NP NB M:36-24-36 B:For those unfamiliar with the codes (You pay by the letter): SWM: Single white male SWF: Single white female NS: Non smoker NR: Non religious NPM: No previous marriages (sorry Mama) NK: No kids (I like to be the immature one, they just set the bar too high) NC: No cats!!! NP: Non Political NB: No Bullshit/Bitching M: Measurements B: Breast size WKECS: Wild kinky exhibitionistic casual sex Yeah Val, I have the same issue. But it must be all of them, it can't be us. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #17 September 26, 2003 Neurotic, ADD-addled SWF seeks someone who likes beer and skydiving and is not an asshole.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #18 September 26, 2003 this is fun! you guys are a bunch of twisted individuals!!!... i love it! skydivers rule. 26 yr old freeflyin female looking for love in all the wrong places. NO WHUFFOS! flat flyers okay if they come with good references. (in other words, if they can hold their own on a wicked hybrid, then they stand a chance) must be willing to join the flying hellfish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #19 September 26, 2003 30 Year old male who loves to cook seeks kinky female 25-45. Non-smoker light drinker. Chopper licence preferred but not essential. P.S. Please provide measurements and photo of aircraft on application. "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #20 September 26, 2003 QuoteNeurotic, ADD-addled SWF seeks someone who likes beer and skydiving and is not an asshole. DAMN IT ! I was so close. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #21 September 26, 2003 Desperate SWM seeks immediate sex with gorgeous SWF. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflybella 0 #22 September 26, 2003 Happily involved, empath seeks newly-formed couples to listen to, evaluate and subsequently pass final judgment on their compatibility. Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #23 September 26, 2003 Well, I'm not really looking, but I suppose mine would look something like this... Quote 30YO SWM, massage tech and kama sutra instructor, successful entrepreneur, in-shape, handsome, romantic gentleman, with twisted sense of humor seeks witty, intellectual SWF, 21+, with no kids, an opinion, and a clue. Must enjoy long heated debates and even longer, more heated, hedonistic sex. No psycho hosebeasts, please. Think that would get any replies? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #24 September 26, 2003 Ok so this personals thread worked well for me. I already have a sex slave and a fiance...awe. So now My new personals ad is: Sexy freefly goddess seeks two BASE rigs with brand new 260 Aces. The containers must look just like a backpack and contain no metal pieces. Our first trip together will include but not limited to A nice pretty hotel located at the end of a very famous street in a very famous city that has lots of lights.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #25 September 26, 2003 25-year-old unemployed bum seeks single mother, ages 35-40 to take care of him too please! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
