jumpinjackflash 0 #1 September 23, 2003 Total and complete crock, have to go to NY tomorrow, couldn't do my AFF IV makeup jump sunday cuz the damn rain... Choked AFF IV (for primarily stupid reasons) on Friday, went Sunday to do over and the weather bombed. To make it worse, can't do a redo tomorrow, cuz I have to go to NY on business, and can't get back to do it again till Friday. In the meantime, I have to climb on a plane, ride past altitude (man I wanna go out high too, 30K, oh yeah, I'm up for it!!!) cross country, and I CAN'T EVEN JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE!!!!!!! Can you think of anything that sucks worse? New airline feature for jumpers, when you reach destination, before they put down for the whuffo's, they let the jumpers out. Express Delivery!!! jjfIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #2 September 23, 2003 QuoteTotal and complete crock, have to go to NY tomorrow, couldn't do my AFF IV makeup jump sunday cuz the damn rain... Choked AFF IV (for primarily stupid reasons) on Friday, went Sunday to do over and the weather bombed. To make it worse, can't do a redo tomorrow, cuz I have to go to NY on business, and can't get back to do it again till Friday. In the meantime, I have to climb on a plane, ride past altitude (man I wanna go out high too, 30K, oh yeah, I'm up for it!!!) cross country, and I CAN'T EVEN JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE!!!!!!! Can you think of anything that sucks worse? New airline feature for jumpers, when you reach destination, before they put down for the whuffo's, they let the jumpers out. Express Delivery!!! jjf AHHHH!!! That sounds real scary, man!! You're a brave one! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #3 September 23, 2003 what would suck worse? hmmmmmm... imagine if you had to make that flight with the door open the whole way and a rig on your back. that may make you feel a little better...then again, maybe not. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #4 September 23, 2003 It would suck at first, but once we get to 30 grand and the hypoxia sets in, it would get a lot more fun -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #5 September 23, 2003 Quotewhat would suck worse? hmmmmmm... imagine if you had to make that flight with the door open the whole way and a rig on your back. that may make you feel a little better...then again, maybe not. LOL HA!!!!! Your answer is why I don't tend to hang out at strip bars!!!!! NO SENSE IN FLYIN IF YOUR NOT JUMPIN!!! btw, totally dig your tag line, very very funny jjf I was found, I was washed up and left for days...It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #6 September 23, 2003 I understand. It is the primary reason I hate to fly Commercial=Damn doors don't open!! I even have a habit of shouting "DOOR!" and checking the "spot" when parking the van at the store.(true story 3out of 5 times)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #7 September 23, 2003 QuoteIt would suck at first, but once we get to 30 grand and the hypoxia sets in, it would get a lot more fun I operate in a total state of hypoxia anyhow. My brain has been starved of oxygen since, 1982 or so. Course, two years of not smoking, I believe my lungs are beginning to work again!!! Just need a little oxygen for that 30 grand ride, that's all. jjfIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #8 September 23, 2003 I even have a habit of shouting "DOOR!" and checking the "spot" when parking the van at the store. Hmmm...sounds like fun...think I'll try that next time im a passanger in a van/car full of wuffo's. Only thing is...How to exit??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cesslon 0 #9 September 23, 2003 congrats on quiting the cancer sticks man you probably added 10 more years to ya life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpinjackflash 0 #10 September 23, 2003 Quote Only thing is...How to exit??? I know how, smile at em all, lean out, yell "READY", lean in yell "SET", blast out that door like your ass is on fire yellin "ARCH!ARCH!ARCH" best effect would be if the van was movin bout 120, but you'd only be able to pull it off once you know. jjfIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpinjackflash 0 #11 September 23, 2003 Quotecongrats on quiting the cancer sticks man you probably added 10 more years to ya life thanks so MUCH!!!! I agree, frickin smokes are dangerous crap, nasty ugly dangerous crap. I'm a sick personality too, but now I only think about it 50 or 60 times a day, versus, 200-300!!!! :-) seriously though, thanks, hardest thing I ever did.It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cuchulinn 0 #12 September 23, 2003 QuoteI even have a habit of shouting "DOOR!" and checking the "spot" when parking the van at the store. I have notived the flight attendents look at me weird when the jetway rolls up and I yell "Doooooor" when they open it. But, I really get their attension when I crouch at the door leap onto the jetway!.. The things you do to make unsuspecting people go "Hmmmmmmmmmm" SMA#18 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #13 September 23, 2003 LOL Like on my flight back from Denver Today, when I am sitting in my window-exit row seat... and I had my rig out of the bag showing the lady next to me how the reserve and cypress worked. Her son wants to jump... I thought I'd make mom feel a little better about it. I had that seat both ways... I was hoping for the tail to fall off or something so could jump. But the worse thing that happened was a bad pilot (on the way out) not flaring real well... and the plane BOunCEd hard. OOps! If ya crash on landing its too late to jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hotvirgobaby 0 #14 September 28, 2003 Well i think if you crash on landing it would be a little to late to jump ... But hey i could be wrong!! I think next time i go out somewhere with my friends i'm going to have to try the whole "door" thing!! I've never been on a plane that i didnt' jump out of and i don't think i want to be on one!! Every time i see a plane in the sky i wonder hey is that high enough to jump!!! But anyways i have a question on a commercial air plane will they let you take your chute?? The sky is not the limit..... the ground is Amanda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lostinspace 0 #15 September 29, 2003 Quotewhat would suck worse? hmmmmmm... imagine if you had to make that flight with the door open the whole way and a rig on your back. that may make you feel a little better...then again, maybe not. LOL ... and the engine's behind you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpinjackflash 0 #16 September 29, 2003 QuoteQuotewhat would suck worse? hmmmmmm... imagine if you had to make that flight with the door open the whole way and a rig on your back. that may make you feel a little better...then again, maybe not. LOL ... and the engine's behind you Damn, good point, that would be worse, much. Quite honestly, I'd have to bail, definitly have to bail... BTW: Level 4 and 5 DONE!!!!! - 360's are so cool!!!It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
jumpinjackflash 0 #10 September 23, 2003 Quote Only thing is...How to exit??? I know how, smile at em all, lean out, yell "READY", lean in yell "SET", blast out that door like your ass is on fire yellin "ARCH!ARCH!ARCH" best effect would be if the van was movin bout 120, but you'd only be able to pull it off once you know. jjfIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #11 September 23, 2003 Quotecongrats on quiting the cancer sticks man you probably added 10 more years to ya life thanks so MUCH!!!! I agree, frickin smokes are dangerous crap, nasty ugly dangerous crap. I'm a sick personality too, but now I only think about it 50 or 60 times a day, versus, 200-300!!!! :-) seriously though, thanks, hardest thing I ever did.It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuchulinn 0 #12 September 23, 2003 QuoteI even have a habit of shouting "DOOR!" and checking the "spot" when parking the van at the store. I have notived the flight attendents look at me weird when the jetway rolls up and I yell "Doooooor" when they open it. But, I really get their attension when I crouch at the door leap onto the jetway!.. The things you do to make unsuspecting people go "Hmmmmmmmmmm" SMA#18 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #13 September 23, 2003 LOL Like on my flight back from Denver Today, when I am sitting in my window-exit row seat... and I had my rig out of the bag showing the lady next to me how the reserve and cypress worked. Her son wants to jump... I thought I'd make mom feel a little better about it. I had that seat both ways... I was hoping for the tail to fall off or something so could jump. But the worse thing that happened was a bad pilot (on the way out) not flaring real well... and the plane BOunCEd hard. OOps! If ya crash on landing its too late to jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hotvirgobaby 0 #14 September 28, 2003 Well i think if you crash on landing it would be a little to late to jump ... But hey i could be wrong!! I think next time i go out somewhere with my friends i'm going to have to try the whole "door" thing!! I've never been on a plane that i didnt' jump out of and i don't think i want to be on one!! Every time i see a plane in the sky i wonder hey is that high enough to jump!!! But anyways i have a question on a commercial air plane will they let you take your chute?? The sky is not the limit..... the ground is Amanda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lostinspace 0 #15 September 29, 2003 Quotewhat would suck worse? hmmmmmm... imagine if you had to make that flight with the door open the whole way and a rig on your back. that may make you feel a little better...then again, maybe not. LOL ... and the engine's behind you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpinjackflash 0 #16 September 29, 2003 QuoteQuotewhat would suck worse? hmmmmmm... imagine if you had to make that flight with the door open the whole way and a rig on your back. that may make you feel a little better...then again, maybe not. LOL ... and the engine's behind you Damn, good point, that would be worse, much. Quite honestly, I'd have to bail, definitly have to bail... BTW: Level 4 and 5 DONE!!!!! - 360's are so cool!!!It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BlueEyedMonster 0 #13 September 23, 2003 LOL Like on my flight back from Denver Today, when I am sitting in my window-exit row seat... and I had my rig out of the bag showing the lady next to me how the reserve and cypress worked. Her son wants to jump... I thought I'd make mom feel a little better about it. I had that seat both ways... I was hoping for the tail to fall off or something so could jump. But the worse thing that happened was a bad pilot (on the way out) not flaring real well... and the plane BOunCEd hard. OOps! If ya crash on landing its too late to jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotvirgobaby 0 #14 September 28, 2003 Well i think if you crash on landing it would be a little to late to jump ... But hey i could be wrong!! I think next time i go out somewhere with my friends i'm going to have to try the whole "door" thing!! I've never been on a plane that i didnt' jump out of and i don't think i want to be on one!! Every time i see a plane in the sky i wonder hey is that high enough to jump!!! But anyways i have a question on a commercial air plane will they let you take your chute?? The sky is not the limit..... the ground is Amanda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lostinspace 0 #15 September 29, 2003 Quotewhat would suck worse? hmmmmmm... imagine if you had to make that flight with the door open the whole way and a rig on your back. that may make you feel a little better...then again, maybe not. LOL ... and the engine's behind you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #16 September 29, 2003 QuoteQuotewhat would suck worse? hmmmmmm... imagine if you had to make that flight with the door open the whole way and a rig on your back. that may make you feel a little better...then again, maybe not. LOL ... and the engine's behind you Damn, good point, that would be worse, much. Quite honestly, I'd have to bail, definitly have to bail... BTW: Level 4 and 5 DONE!!!!! - 360's are so cool!!!It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
