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SkyDolphin

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Check this out. This is funny. Pardon me if it's been posted before.

Mind-Altering Energy Drink Turns Senior High Bible Study Into Godless Sex Orgy

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0903/redbull.html

"We knew kids were getting high off this legal crack in a can," said Dr. Edwards. "We also knew that since the product was released here in Iowa, the rate of teenage pregnancies skyrocketed. And many pediatricians have reported seeing seriously calloused penises - a sign that some local men were masturbating at dangerously high speeds. The drug community calls it speed jacking..."

Rhonda

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Another that is now BANNED by my stupid fucking firewall at work as "Humor, Mature".

Fuck!

DZ.com is gonna be next, I just know it. Then I'll be up shit creek.

***please note my use of extreme profanity in this post is not meant to offend, but to make a fucking point.
Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

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