bodypilot90 0 #1 September 30, 2003 Subject: Who's the enemy? Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually. happened! Do you remember?) 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by: a. Olga Corbitt. b. Sitting Bull. c. Arnold Schwartzeneger. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by: a. Lost Norwegians. b. Elvis. c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: a. John Dillinger. b. The King of Sweden. c. The Boy Scouts. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: a. A pizza delivery boy. b. Pee Wee Herman. c. Geraldo Rivera. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by: a. The Smurfs. b. Davy Jones. c. The Little Mermaid. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by: a. Captain Kid. b. Charles Lindberg. c. Mother Teresa. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: a. Scooby Doo. b. The Tooth Fairy. c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by: a. Richard Simmons. b. Grandma Moses. c. Michael Jordan. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by: a. Mr. Rogers. b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems. c. The World Wrestling Federation. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by: a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd. b. The Supreme Court of Florida. c. Mr. Bean. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against: a. Enron. b. The Lutheran Church. c. The NFL. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by: a. Bonny and Clyde. b. Captain Kangaroo. c. Billy Graham. d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybabe76 0 #2 September 30, 2003 D. For ALL ... duh. Sad, isn't it? "If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 September 30, 2003 QuoteSo, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people... They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors. Don't forget making mothers drink their own breast milk and making little children cry... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 September 30, 2003 Sad doesn't describe it. Utterly f**king EVIL!...well that's still not there, but it's closer than sad.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #5 September 30, 2003 iq test? where? this is simply another random attempt to stir shit.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #6 September 30, 2003 Quoteiq test? where? this is simply another random attempt to stir shit. no it's a attempt to show some here how stupid being PC is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 September 30, 2003 Please don't pass on racist crap like this. Terrorists come in all shapes, sizes, religions and sexes. To suggest otherwise IS racist and ignores our own recent history. Reagan - Hinkley Kennedy - Oswald - Ruby Oklahoma City - McVeigh Again, this is a racist thread and will now be locked.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites