lizzieb 0 #26 September 30, 2003 Quote Ooh! Ooh! Me next! Me next!! I wanna give Lizzie a piggy back ride, too!! okay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #27 September 30, 2003 a guy asks his wife what she wants for her anniversary... "a Divorce." she says. "I really wasn't planning on spending that much." he replies. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #28 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuote Ooh! Ooh! Me next! Me next!! I wanna give Lizzie a piggy back ride, too!! okay Woo hoo!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyesspot 0 #29 September 30, 2003 QuoteA piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride? Something about the way hookitt said that made me laugh. It kinda reminded me of the way piglet (winnie the pooh) would say it.Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #30 September 30, 2003 Giants took a 2 - 0 lead in the bottom of the 8th. It made me smile Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #32 September 30, 2003 Holy moly, it was just a bad joke!! no need to pullit apart and look things up. I'm dysclexic hence tha bad spelling, but over this side of the pond antenae and ariel (sp) are pretty much the same kinda thing... *holds head in shamePhoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #33 September 30, 2003 Not sure how many outside UK will get this... When Frank Bruno was taken to the mental hospital, he was found with his penis between two dry biscuits. He later admitted he was fucking crackers. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #34 September 30, 2003 just think of the look on my face when you elbowed me in the 'nads... That oughta appeal to your nasty side and make you smile... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #35 September 30, 2003 Quotejust think of the look on my face when you elbowed me in the 'nads... That oughta appeal to your nasty side and make you smile... OR...picture Hookitt in a SEXY, black skirt...he knows what I mean...bwahahahaha!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #36 September 30, 2003 BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! now thats funny Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 September 30, 2003 Minnie Mouse and Mickey Mouse were at the beginning stages of their divorce hearing. The judge leans overr top Mickey and says, well, sir, it would seem that you think your wife is crazy. Micky looks up at him, and exclaims, "NO, I said she was fu@#ing Goofy!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #38 September 30, 2003 QuoteNot sure how many outside UK will get this... When Frank Bruno was taken to the mental hospital, he was found with his penis between two dry biscuits. He later admitted he was fucking crackers. QuoteMinnie Mouse and Mickey Mouse were at the beginning stages of their divorce hearing. The judge leans overr top Mickey and says, well, sir, it would seem that you think your wife is crazy. Micky looks up at him, and exclaims, "NO, I said she was fu@#ing Goofy!" HAHAHAHA!! Now THOSE were funny!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #39 September 30, 2003 Quotejust think of the look on my face when you elbowed me in the 'nads... That oughta appeal to your nasty side and make you smile Hey Lizzie...forget about thinkin' of the look on his face...go elbow him again, that oughta cheer you up bigtime! Hope it gets better, chickie...just imagine Roy groaning in pain and think about jumping, it's bound to help... IcemanDoctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #40 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuotejust think of the look on my face when you elbowed me in the 'nads... That oughta appeal to your nasty side and make you smile Hey Lizzie...forget about thinkin' of the look on his face...go elbow him again, that oughta cheer you up bigtime! Hope it gets better, chickie...just imagine Roy groaning in pain and think about jumping, it's bound to help... Iceman [Excited little kid]Or get really on the dark side and use your knee! Yeah, do that[/Excited little kid]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #41 September 30, 2003 Confucius cont. Confucius say: Man who marry flat wife, has right to feel low down...__________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #42 September 30, 2003 Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: No guts mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #43 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuotejust think of the look on my face when you elbowed me in the 'nads... That oughta appeal to your nasty side and make you smile Hey Lizzie...forget about thinkin' of the look on his face...go elbow him again, that oughta cheer you up bigtime! Hope it gets better, chickie...just imagine Roy groaning in pain and think about jumping, it's bound to help... Iceman [Excited little kid]Or get really on the dark side and use your knee! Yeah, do that[/Excited little kid] Don't depress her.. it won't reach! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #44 September 30, 2003 you are so gettin kicked in the nads when i see you next! remember in the plane roy? 'member how close i came to kicking them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 September 30, 2003 Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #46 September 30, 2003 Quoteyou are so gettin kicked in the nads when i see you next! remember in the plane roy? 'member how close i came to kicking them? Yeah, yeah, yeah.. whatever.. I was on my knees praying that the damn hybrid was gonna work that time.... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #47 October 1, 2003 You could always give me a piggy back ride!!!! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #48 October 1, 2003 I don't know about the whole kickin' in the nads thing, but any girl that drinks shiner is OK in my book. Ahhh I see why you need cheering up... you ran out of shiner! well just drop by and we can fix that! ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
