lizzieb 0 #1 September 30, 2003 make me smile...make me laugh... i'm in a shitty mood. help get me into a better one... thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 September 30, 2003 OK. The chicken and the egg are in bed together and one of them says to the other: "I finally know the answer to that question!" Did that work? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 September 30, 2003 Hey you dropped something!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #4 September 30, 2003 Someone I know thinks you're a HOTTIE! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 September 30, 2003 Buy yourself a present, you deserve it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Sebazz1 2 #7 September 30, 2003 Turn your frown upside down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #8 September 30, 2003 ((((((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))))))) You are the cutest, little thing ever, LizzieB. Please cheer up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #9 September 30, 2003 Quotemake me smile...make me laugh... i'm in a shitty mood. help get me into a better one... thanks [Joey]How YOU doin' Ah?[/Joey] Looks over at Rebecca, winks, and dips LizzieB into a swooping kiss.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #10 September 30, 2003 A piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #11 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuotemake me smile...make me laugh... i'm in a shitty mood. help get me into a better one... thanks [Joey]How YOU doin' Ah?[/Joey] Looks over at Rebecca, winks, and dips LizzieB into a swooping kiss. Sigh. Once a cad, always a cad... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #12 September 30, 2003 Open this one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zeemax 0 #13 September 30, 2003 Theres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome.Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #14 September 30, 2003 okay...so i'm definitely smiling now... see----> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #15 September 30, 2003 QuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #16 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? Try this: Two antennae fall in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #17 September 30, 2003 QuoteA piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride? Yes!!! sweet...i get to touch hookitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #18 September 30, 2003 I think it was funnier the other way, but now I get it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pds 0 #19 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? yup. just you. joke is stupid, but does makes [sense?], and better if he wulda sed antenner steada arial.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zeemax 0 #20 September 30, 2003 ha ha.. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites celljumper 0 #21 September 30, 2003 I love you LizzieBBBBBBB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #22 September 30, 2003 Careful, he's totally badass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #23 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteA piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride? Yes!!! sweet...i get to touch hookitt Ooh! Ooh! Me next! Me next!! I wanna give Lizzie a piggy back ride, too!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #24 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? yup. just you. joke is stupid, but does makes [sense?], and better if he wulda sed antenner steada arial. Especially since I looked up what ariel meant and the only definition was: The satellite of Uranus that is 12th in distance from the planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #25 September 30, 2003 Here's some Confucius Say wisdom: Confucius Say ... Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired. Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone. Secretary screwed on desk become permanent fixture. Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts. Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist. Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak. Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches. Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key. Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers... War do not determine who right, war determine who left. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed. Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge. Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. He who farts in church sits in own pew. He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands. He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs. Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand. Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts. He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw. Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly. Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts. Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit. Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock. No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy. Nail on board is not good as screw on bench. Illegitimate boy conceived in automatic car a shiftless bastard. Man with double jointed back wear smile on face. Woman's panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Woman who put man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who make love to hole in ground have piece on earth. Boy who go to bed with sex on mind find solution in hand. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag. Man who sit on tack get point. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Man who eat many prunes have good run for money. Smile, lizzie!! 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VanillaSkyGirl 6 #8 September 30, 2003 ((((((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))))))) You are the cutest, little thing ever, LizzieB. Please cheer up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #9 September 30, 2003 Quotemake me smile...make me laugh... i'm in a shitty mood. help get me into a better one... thanks [Joey]How YOU doin' Ah?[/Joey] Looks over at Rebecca, winks, and dips LizzieB into a swooping kiss.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #10 September 30, 2003 A piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #11 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuotemake me smile...make me laugh... i'm in a shitty mood. help get me into a better one... thanks [Joey]How YOU doin' Ah?[/Joey] Looks over at Rebecca, winks, and dips LizzieB into a swooping kiss. Sigh. Once a cad, always a cad... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #12 September 30, 2003 Open this one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zeemax 0 #13 September 30, 2003 Theres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome.Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #14 September 30, 2003 okay...so i'm definitely smiling now... see----> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #15 September 30, 2003 QuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #16 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? Try this: Two antennae fall in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #17 September 30, 2003 QuoteA piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride? Yes!!! sweet...i get to touch hookitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #18 September 30, 2003 I think it was funnier the other way, but now I get it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pds 0 #19 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? yup. just you. joke is stupid, but does makes [sense?], and better if he wulda sed antenner steada arial.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zeemax 0 #20 September 30, 2003 ha ha.. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites celljumper 0 #21 September 30, 2003 I love you LizzieBBBBBBB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #22 September 30, 2003 Careful, he's totally badass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #23 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteA piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride? Yes!!! sweet...i get to touch hookitt Ooh! Ooh! Me next! Me next!! I wanna give Lizzie a piggy back ride, too!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #24 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? yup. just you. joke is stupid, but does makes [sense?], and better if he wulda sed antenner steada arial. Especially since I looked up what ariel meant and the only definition was: The satellite of Uranus that is 12th in distance from the planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #25 September 30, 2003 Here's some Confucius Say wisdom: Confucius Say ... Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired. Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone. Secretary screwed on desk become permanent fixture. Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts. Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist. Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak. Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches. Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key. Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers... War do not determine who right, war determine who left. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed. Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge. Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. He who farts in church sits in own pew. He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands. He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs. Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand. Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts. He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw. Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly. Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts. Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit. Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock. No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy. Nail on board is not good as screw on bench. Illegitimate boy conceived in automatic car a shiftless bastard. Man with double jointed back wear smile on face. Woman's panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Woman who put man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who make love to hole in ground have piece on earth. Boy who go to bed with sex on mind find solution in hand. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag. Man who sit on tack get point. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Man who eat many prunes have good run for money. Smile, lizzie!! 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turtlespeed 226 #9 September 30, 2003 Quotemake me smile...make me laugh... i'm in a shitty mood. help get me into a better one... thanks [Joey]How YOU doin' Ah?[/Joey] Looks over at Rebecca, winks, and dips LizzieB into a swooping kiss.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #10 September 30, 2003 A piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuotemake me smile...make me laugh... i'm in a shitty mood. help get me into a better one... thanks [Joey]How YOU doin' Ah?[/Joey] Looks over at Rebecca, winks, and dips LizzieB into a swooping kiss. Sigh. Once a cad, always a cad... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #12 September 30, 2003 Open this one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #13 September 30, 2003 Theres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome.Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #14 September 30, 2003 okay...so i'm definitely smiling now... see----> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #15 September 30, 2003 QuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? Try this: Two antennae fall in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #17 September 30, 2003 QuoteA piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride? Yes!!! sweet...i get to touch hookitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #18 September 30, 2003 I think it was funnier the other way, but now I get it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #19 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? yup. just you. joke is stupid, but does makes [sense?], and better if he wulda sed antenner steada arial.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #20 September 30, 2003 ha ha.. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
celljumper 0 #21 September 30, 2003 I love you LizzieBBBBBBB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #22 September 30, 2003 Careful, he's totally badass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #23 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteA piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride? Yes!!! sweet...i get to touch hookitt Ooh! Ooh! Me next! Me next!! I wanna give Lizzie a piggy back ride, too!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #24 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? yup. just you. joke is stupid, but does makes [sense?], and better if he wulda sed antenner steada arial. Especially since I looked up what ariel meant and the only definition was: The satellite of Uranus that is 12th in distance from the planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #25 September 30, 2003 Here's some Confucius Say wisdom: Confucius Say ... Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired. Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone. Secretary screwed on desk become permanent fixture. Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts. Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist. Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak. Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches. Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key. Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers... War do not determine who right, war determine who left. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed. Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge. Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. He who farts in church sits in own pew. He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands. He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs. Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand. Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts. He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw. Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly. Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts. Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit. Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock. No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy. Nail on board is not good as screw on bench. Illegitimate boy conceived in automatic car a shiftless bastard. Man with double jointed back wear smile on face. Woman's panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Woman who put man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who make love to hole in ground have piece on earth. Boy who go to bed with sex on mind find solution in hand. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag. Man who sit on tack get point. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Man who eat many prunes have good run for money. Smile, lizzie!! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Deuce 1 #22 September 30, 2003 Careful, he's totally badass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #23 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteA piggy back ride would cheer up any one. Lizzieb.. would you like a piggy back ride? Yes!!! sweet...i get to touch hookitt Ooh! Ooh! Me next! Me next!! I wanna give Lizzie a piggy back ride, too!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #24 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteTheres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? yup. just you. joke is stupid, but does makes [sense?], and better if he wulda sed antenner steada arial. Especially since I looked up what ariel meant and the only definition was: The satellite of Uranus that is 12th in distance from the planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #25 September 30, 2003 Here's some Confucius Say wisdom: Confucius Say ... Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired. Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone. Secretary screwed on desk become permanent fixture. Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts. Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist. Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak. Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches. Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key. Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers... War do not determine who right, war determine who left. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed. Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge. Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. He who farts in church sits in own pew. He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands. He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs. Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand. Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts. He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw. Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly. Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts. Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit. Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock. No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy. Nail on board is not good as screw on bench. Illegitimate boy conceived in automatic car a shiftless bastard. Man with double jointed back wear smile on face. Woman's panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Woman who put man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who make love to hole in ground have piece on earth. Boy who go to bed with sex on mind find solution in hand. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag. Man who sit on tack get point. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Man who eat many prunes have good run for money. Smile, lizzie!! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
