bbarnhouse 0 #1 September 30, 2003 Chromey says he refuses to jump naked...he is afraid of pulling the wrong handleand he would like it! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 September 30, 2003 He's still loving his penis...isn't he? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #3 September 30, 2003 QuoteHe's still loving his penis...isn't he? But of course! In fact he may decide to jump naked all of the time and we just can't have that. It would scare the local animals! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #4 September 30, 2003 I heard of a jumper who must have been from a nudist colony or something, because he was continually jumping in the buff, even at the most inappropriate times. One day he was late for his load so they had to call his name on the loud-speaker. He had the nickname of Naked Ralph. So they announced, "Will Naked Ralph please come to the loading area. This time with your clothes on, please!"..........Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 September 30, 2003 I video'd my first naked load Saturday. Penile oscillations looked distinctly uncomfortable, and the girls were getting intimately chafed by their legstraps. They all looked particularly happy on the ground, though! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #6 September 30, 2003 Quotevideo'd my first naked load It is a tough job, but somebody has to do it. Right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 September 30, 2003 I've found that unless you try to FF, the penis flapping isn't too bad. Now the time I was nekid and was the hanger on a hybrid...that hurt. I ended up just being a cannon ball under the RW people so I could protect my dick from the really bad flapping.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 September 30, 2003 Anyone up for a nekid load in Eloy?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #9 September 30, 2003 Yeah I did a nekid sit fly jump one time and my face was all black and blue... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #10 September 30, 2003 QuoteYeah I did a nekid sit fly jump one time and my face was all black and blue... Nice...so how you doin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #11 September 30, 2003 This sounds to me like a personal problem......Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #12 September 30, 2003 QuoteYeah I did a nekid sit fly jump one time and my face was all black and blue... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice...so how you doin? Don't get excited. It was probably his flapping man-boobs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #13 September 30, 2003 QuoteAnyone up for a nekid load in Eloy? sounds like a 'cool' idea, dave. count me in.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #14 September 30, 2003 QuoteDon't get excited. It was probably his flapping man-boobs. Awe you are probably right....but this is the internet and everyone to me looks and talks like Vin Diesel... I live in my own little world, but it is ok because they know me here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #15 September 30, 2003 You guys can all keep your naked jumps! Call me old fashioned. Call me overly modest. Call me insecure. Call me scared of the flapping. Whisper that I must have a small penis. Whatever you like I'm keeping my clothes on and I prefer the folks I jump with to do the same. Frankly even the most beautiful bodies look like crap in a 120 mph wind. Breasts that are normally firm and shapely seem to turn into inverted soup bowl lookin things. Yukk! I dont want to get caught up in that train wreck fascination and lose altitude awareness! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 September 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteDon't get excited. It was probably his flapping man-boobs. Awe you are probably right....but this is the internet and everyone to me looks and talks like Vin Diesel... I live in my own little world, but it is ok because they know me here... Everyone?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #17 September 30, 2003 QuoteI dont want to get caught up in that train wreck fascination and lose altitude awareness! Me thinks this is the *actual* truth Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #18 September 30, 2003 Quote Frankly even the most beautiful bodies look like crap in a 120 mph wind. Breasts that are normally firm and shapely seem to turn into inverted soup bowl lookin things. Yukk! will you please turn your man club card in to the nearest enforcement officer? guys will do anything, and you know i mean anything, to get a girl naked. and getting more than one naked in the same place?!?!! soup bowls indeed. strategically edited to add: STRAIGHT guys, that is.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #19 September 30, 2003 Well alright just Turlespeed looks and talks like Vin Diesel...Everyone else looks and talks like um the guy that played the Imotep...yeah.... oh and the girls all look and sound like me, because after all I am the hottest girl I know...lol...or maybe I am the only girl I would mess around with...yeah that sounds better... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bendywendy 0 #20 September 30, 2003 I have to agree that there isn't too much attractive about even the best toned bodies when they are distorted by really high wind speeds. Unless you've got silicone in your breasts - they somehow crazily become concave and flesh that is nice and taut normally is full of ripples. Everytime I see photos of naked jumps it gives me the heebies... Dance naked around the fire or something or walk out to the numbers at Orange naked - just keep your clothes on when you're in the air - it's fugly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #21 September 30, 2003 Quoteit's fugly LMAO! I couldn't have said it better myself! Get nekid in the pool or as you're running across the dz (away from the bad men with pies)! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #22 September 30, 2003 QuoteI have to agree that there isn't too much attractive about even the best toned bodies when they are distorted by really high wind speeds. Unless you've got silicone in your breasts - they somehow crazily become concave and flesh that is nice and taut normally is full of ripples. Everytime I see photos of naked jumps it gives me the heebies... Dance naked around the fire or something or walk out to the numbers at Orange naked - just keep your clothes on when you're in the air - it's fugly. I think that maybe perhaps what ellures them (guys that is) about it is perhaps the nakedness on the ride up to altitude and perhaps when we pick up our canopy and walk back to the hanger all naked and stuff...but that is what makes most sense to me, and not the actuall dive, because it does not look good at all...maybe naked CRW might look ok... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #23 September 30, 2003 Quote will you please turn your man club card in to the nearest enforcement officer? guys will do anything, and you know i mean anything, to get a girl naked. and getting more than one naked in the same place?!?!! soup bowls indeed. strategically edited to add: STRAIGHT guys, that is. Sorry, I'm keeping the card I'm still a man and I'm also straight. But I have limits! I like naked women as much as the next guy but if you take all their clothes off and toss them out the door, once they hit terminal their gonna look like my grandmother and I just cant take that. I cant! PLEASE DONT MAKE ME LOOK AT THAT!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #24 September 30, 2003 There's three reasons why I wouldn't make a naked jump. No. 1... I wouldn't want to gross anyone out when they saw an elderly gentleman with rolls of fat and white skin. No. 2.... I'd be afraid of dragging something across the tarmac on the way to board the plane. And No. 3...I wouldn't want anyone to think I had a streamer while in freefall....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #25 October 1, 2003 dave i'd be up for a naked jump in eloy over christmas (no pun intended) just need to try and get atleast one chick to go with us.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
