jerry81 10 #1 October 1, 2003 ...breaks record, kills whole litters of kittens. Story here and the clip below; Kaneel Shatters Masturbation World Record! October 1, 2003 It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period! Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Kaneel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest. It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Kaneel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Kaneel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment. When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Kaneel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning". Can this be true? And if it is, can this record be beaten? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 October 1, 2003 OMG! That's freakin awesome he's sooo in touch with himself..............hehehehe!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #3 October 1, 2003 Ralph Garmen of the Kevin n Bean show 106.7, Los Angeles is attempting to beat the record today! Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #4 October 1, 2003 QuoteCan this be true? And if it is, can this record be beaten? The record was the only thing getting beaten. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #5 October 1, 2003 It must look like a piece of frayed rope by now. "Send more kittens" -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #6 October 1, 2003 heh. 24 hours? lightweight.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 October 1, 2003 So, Was it assisted, like Felix Baumgartner.......with a "mechanical" something or other?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 October 1, 2003 Quoteheh. 24 hours? lightweight. Right on bro.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #9 October 1, 2003 Damn! I set a personal best back when I was about 17 or 18 (this was actual sex, not masturbation) at the height of my hormone storm. I didnt even come (no pun intended) close to this guys orgasm record. Even so, with my meager seeming attempt, I had the worst blueballs in history afterwards. How is this guy still living??!? Good thing I know it must be a hoax. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #10 October 1, 2003 I think he is in for some serious soreness and skin peeling. Or is it callled molting? Anyway, I'm definitely not talking from my own painful experience. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #11 October 1, 2003 Those poor poor kittens....Wont anyone please think of the kittens.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #12 October 1, 2003 Did anyone notice this is a hoax? First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #13 October 1, 2003 QuoteDamn! I set a personal best back when I was about 17 or 18 (this was actual sex, not masturbation) . ------------------------------ Its all a matter of preparation. My personal record is 10 in a 24 hour period but that (sex ofcourse) was with no preparation whats so ever. I am sure if I could take a month off, I could come back and beat that 36 in 24 with no problem. But taking a month off just sounds so insane. I remember my first trip to Italy was not sucessful {AT ALL} and I swore I would not kill any kittens during that vacation. Three and a half weeks later I was ready kill anybody who stood infront me of me. I decided after that never to attempt this again.If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #14 October 1, 2003 QuoteIt must look like a piece of frayed rope by now. ...with singe marks along the frayed ends... The two little buddies that were dishin' it out must be the size of raisins... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
