EricaH 0 #1 October 3, 2003 Joke: What do you get when you mix 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? Answer: 100 sows n bucks! ----------------------------------------------------------- A priest and pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road pounding a sign into the ground that reads: The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late! "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out?'" There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #2 October 3, 2003 What do you call a deer with no eyes? (In a drunken southern drawl) No eyed deer. What do you call a female deer with no eyes and no cunt? (In a drunken southern drawl) No fuckin' eyed dear. If the yankees don't get it I'll explain later. They still think they won the war... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
