PhillyKev 0 #1 October 3, 2003 So I've been dating this girl a few weeks, guess she's my gf at this point. The problem is she's a nympho and exhibitionist. For instance last night she kept trying to reach in my pants at dinner in a crowded restaurant and wanted to have sex in the cab on the way home. I made her wait until we got back to my place. Anyway, my problem is....how do I get my bitch ass into work tomorrow since I have to come in on Saturday instead of spending all day in bed with her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #2 October 3, 2003 QuoteAnyway, my problem is....how do I get my bitch ass into work tomorrow since I have to come in on Saturday instead of spending all day in bed with her? How much clearance is there under your desk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #3 October 3, 2003 Hmmm...it will just be me in here.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 October 3, 2003 Why not tie her to the bed and tell her you'll be back in a few hours with a great big surprise. By your description of her, she may go for it. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #5 October 3, 2003 and you want us to feel sorry for you or something don't ya i dated a nympho once. i couldn't keep up and she screwed like 8 guys... that was a long time ago though, 2-3 years ago. i think she's since turned into a porn star<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 October 3, 2003 QuoteWhy not tie her to the bed and tell her you'll be back in a few hours with a great big surprise. By your description of her, she may go for it. She's already expressed a desire for that kind of thing. Hmmmm....2 good ideas so far...keep them coming. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #7 October 3, 2003 i hope this will be the biggest problem you'll have this year! i believe you can handle it. --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 October 3, 2003 nympho probably isn't accurate. horny as hell is more like it. It took a while to seal the deal with her, a few weeks and a few dates. Don't think she's the one night stand type. But after the first time, it was like a dam release. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #9 October 3, 2003 so she want's to have sex all the time.... even in public... and the problem is? ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 October 3, 2003 You missed the rest of my post: "how do I get my bitch ass into work tomorrow since I have to come in on Saturday instead of spending all day in bed with her? " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 October 3, 2003 QuoteI've got girl problems Geez, I thought you were going to tell us that you are really in touch with your feminine side now and you think you are pms'ing or something. Sorry, I can't help you with your girl problem. I don't know anything about being a horny girl since I'm a soccer mom and all. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 October 3, 2003 QuoteI don't know anything about being a horny girl since I'm a soccer mom and all. This is a serious thread...stop with the sarcasm and out right lies. We all know about you and your soccer mom facade! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #14 October 3, 2003 So what is your address and what time will you be leaving for work. Also if you could let me know what time you will be home. You know it may be a little weird if I was still there when you got back! What a problem to have!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #15 October 3, 2003 Easy.. No work = no pay no pay = no more restaurants and cabs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #16 October 3, 2003 QuoteWe all know about you and your soccer mom facade! May I quote from one of my fav songs to back you up: "Where did all the porn stars go?....They all have become Volvo driving soccer moms" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #17 October 3, 2003 Yep.. definitely bring her to work... and try out your boss's desk... and chair.. and floor.. leave her buttprints on his window.. then attack the conference table.. the lobby floor.. your own deskchair.. the lunchroom.. you get the picture.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #18 October 3, 2003 Start talking politics with her. She'll beg you to leave shortly. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #19 October 3, 2003 We're also in the penthouse and the only window in the building that opens (thanks to my trusty screwdrive) happens to have roof access on the 20th floor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #20 October 3, 2003 Quotehorny as hell is more like it. LMFAO! I tooo am a complete horny toad but I hide it very well! Sometimes you just can't hold it in......give in to her desires man......what's your problem! You know you want it!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #21 October 3, 2003 So, you'll be at the office tomorrow? Hmm... Mapquesting to Kevin's house... Kidding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #22 October 3, 2003 QuoteWe're also in the penthouse and the only window in the building that opens (thanks to my trusty screwdrive) happens to have roof access on the 20th floor. tehehe.. hope it's a little overcast.. hurts to sit on sunburn.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #23 October 3, 2003 QuoteLMFAO! I tooo am a complete horny toad but I hide it very well! Sometimes you just can't hold it in......give in to her desires man......what's your problem! You know you want it! Hmmmmmm, maybe i should go to the dz this weekend afterall. . . . Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #24 October 3, 2003 QuoteEasy.. No work = no pay no pay = no more restaurants and cabs Yep...that's the only reason I have a dilemna Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #25 October 3, 2003 QuoteStart talking politics with her. She'll beg you to leave shortly. Good one. But it seems that all the cool chicks dig us liberal guys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Casie 0 #20 October 3, 2003 Quotehorny as hell is more like it. LMFAO! I tooo am a complete horny toad but I hide it very well! Sometimes you just can't hold it in......give in to her desires man......what's your problem! You know you want it!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #21 October 3, 2003 So, you'll be at the office tomorrow? Hmm... Mapquesting to Kevin's house... Kidding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #22 October 3, 2003 QuoteWe're also in the penthouse and the only window in the building that opens (thanks to my trusty screwdrive) happens to have roof access on the 20th floor. tehehe.. hope it's a little overcast.. hurts to sit on sunburn.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #23 October 3, 2003 QuoteLMFAO! I tooo am a complete horny toad but I hide it very well! Sometimes you just can't hold it in......give in to her desires man......what's your problem! You know you want it! Hmmmmmm, maybe i should go to the dz this weekend afterall. . . . Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #24 October 3, 2003 QuoteEasy.. No work = no pay no pay = no more restaurants and cabs Yep...that's the only reason I have a dilemna Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #25 October 3, 2003 QuoteStart talking politics with her. She'll beg you to leave shortly. Good one. But it seems that all the cool chicks dig us liberal guys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
