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dropoutdave

In my pockets I have....

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-My wallet containing-Egg credit card maxed on 1500quid, HSBC uni card maxed on 1900quid, Matrix card, Halifax card, Grimsby snooker club card, Banana fitness plus card-unused, my ex girlfriend from years ago email address and 3p.
-My keys with a Grolsch bottle opener keyring and a Sth Africa Cricket World Cup 2003 strap so I dont lose them all.
-2 pull ups.
-A mobile phone with no sim card and no battery, which I took out with me last night?
-Wrigleys Orbit Professional-2 left
-Rizla-blue
-30 B&H Silver
-Packet of Puddle of Mud 'She Hates Me' matches
-6quid
-A girl callled Anna's phone number who i met last night.
-International Parachutist Certificate
-The barmaids pen from last night.
-A blue lighter
-Pixey money pocket fluff.

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nothing: no money, no keys, nada! Not even pocket fluff.
Ya know why? cuz I aint got no pockets! :P

on another note. you got the biggest bunch of CRAP in your pockets! Hell you should get a purse! (just j/k) :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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