Spells that Work

[pa2themd 0]

Some Monday Fun!

Spells that work

Spell to Get Measles
1. Find someone who has measles.
2. Lick them.

Spell to Breathe Under-Water
1) Attach concrete block to your feet.
2) Jump into water.
3) Breathe normally and sing the tune to Flipper.
4) Takes about 5 minutes for lungs to adjust.

Spell to Commune With Pink Elephants
1) Pour glass of vodka or alcoholic drink of choice.
2) Drink.
3) Repeat steps 1-3.

Spell to Attract Lightning
1) Cover yourself in metal: jewelry, chains, golf
clubs, nails, nuts & bolts, hubcaps. Etc.
2) Go out into a thunderstorm and hold a long TV
antenna high in the air.
3) Wait.


Spell to Stop a Runny Nose
1. Get two cotton balls.
2. Shove one up each nostril.
3. Tape them there.

Spell to Make a Person fall in Love with You
1. Call person at least thirty times a day.
2. Park outside their house and shut your headlights
off.
3. Leave sweet tokens on doorstep (i.e.-roses without
petals, a nice headless Barbie doll...).
4. Follow them everywhere they go... careful, they'll
try to lose you!
5. Don't worry if they get that silly restraining order,
that means the spell is working!


Spell to Make Your Computer Fast
1. Open Window.
2. Throw Computer out window.
(If the computer hit ground really fast, the spell worked.)

Spell to Save on Gas
1. Cut holes in floorboards of car.
2. Remove shoes.
3. While still seated, pedal feet really, really fast.
4. Scream "Yabba Dabba Do!"
Optional: Invite passengers to join in the fun!

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball

[mailin 0]

hehehe

I've done the computer one before

Danm fortran

Jennifer

Arianna Frances

[pa2themd 0]

Bet that felt good!!!

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball

[mailin 0]

orgasmic!

but of course I failed that course...

Jennifer

Arianna Frances

[lazyfrog 0]

I tried the cotton in the nose one...
the difficult part is to take the tape off at the end

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Fumer tue, péter pue
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ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579

[Pia 0]

Girl, you have way too much time on your hands! LMFAO

**Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist**

[pa2themd 0]

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I tried the cotton in the nose one...
the difficult part is to take the tape off at the end

trick is to rip it quickly, or trim your nose hairs *lol*

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball

[pa2themd 0]

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Girl, you have way too much time on your hands! LMFAO

Don't you just know it...come on girl, i wanna come work with u

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball

[lazyfrog 0]

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trick is to rip it quickly, or trim your nose hairs *lol*

[pa2themd 0]

ROTFLMA, I can actually picture u being pissed off!!

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball

[lazyfrog 0]

please, plus a little spanky spanky

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Fumer tue, péter pue
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ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579

[pa2themd 0]

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please, plus a little spanky spanky

Ofcourse!!

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball

[michaelflying 0]

ha ha ha

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