Gawain 0 #1 October 7, 2003 Piece from Dennis Miller...funny stuff... It's definitely poking fun at the left, but it's pure Dennis Miller style... Confounded by Chads? Don't Vote! Saturday, October 04, 2003 By Dennis Miller Hey get this… I want to talk about voting. Since the recall in California is coming up, we’ll use that for purposes of our tutorial. The lesson to be learned is this: If you are too stupid to vote correctly, don’t vote! Now I know they are expecting a big turnout next week, especially now that Arianna Huffington (search) has loosed up her three-and-a-half votes to freely roam the plains. You know, if you look up “unlikable” in the dictionary, well, I’m not going to tell you there’s an actual picture of her, but you will kinda imagine you see one… sorta. Liberals in California quibble with anything to do with common sense and they now seem to be inferring that some of our citizens cannot navigate the narrow shoals of pushing a chad out with a sharp implement. It would appear that the liberal Ninth Circuit Court (search) and other left-leaning groups herein feel that they can poke holes in anything unless of course it’s a punch card voting ballot. Let me reiterate, if you’re such a complete zipper-head that you cannot maneuver your way around a chad, then guess what? I don’t want you to vote because you’ll vote stupid and I’m not talking about run of the mill stupidity here either. I’m talking about weapon-grade stupidity. It’s a chad. Deal with it. While you’re at it, if you do happen to have a pipe cleaner for a brain stem, maybe you ought to practice getting in and out of the shower before you go to the polling place. Because you certainly don’t want to put yourself in harm’s way entering and exiting the steel vault that is the voting booth. You know what? I don’t believe there are voters out there who can’t figure out how to vote. I think for the most part if you’re that big a moron you tend to stay home on election day and hurt yourself trying to TiVo the Quick Draw McGraw marathon on the cartoon channel because Baba Looey sounds just like the voice in your head. Folks, I feel this is just another contrarian ACLU (search) contrivance. I blame them for the fact, that California is now so far out of the main stream it’s not longer considered contiguous. The liberals are so wrong in this case, I feel like they’re gas-lighting me. They have somehow now managed to make empathy an intellectual exercise. Beware of that condescension and remember that liberals always feel your pain unless of course they caused it. Got that?So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #2 October 7, 2003 ...and don't Cruz with Booz! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #3 October 7, 2003 QuoteI’m talking about weapon-grade stupidity. Is this anything like weapons-of-mass-destruction stupidity?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #4 October 7, 2003 QuoteIs this anything like weapons-of-mass-destruction stupidity? AHAH!!!! THAT's why we couldn't find the WMDS in Iraq.... They're hidden in the White House!!!I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 October 7, 2003 QuoteQuoteIs this anything like weapons-of-mass-destruction stupidity? AHAH!!!! THAT's why we couldn't find the WMDS in Iraq.... They're hidden in the White House!!! Lummy, I have to give it to you, but only half of it. You are only half right on this one. Though you are correct in the assumption that the WMD's used to be in the white house, they have since moved to New York.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 October 7, 2003 Today Californians go to the polls. We'll have some results tonight or in the wee hours of the morning. Will Arnie be the next governor? Will voters forgive racism and Busta-MeCHA's refusal to condemn racist organizations? Will Davis somehow survive? We'll have all the answers soon.......Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #7 October 7, 2003 QuoteQuoteI’m talking about weapon-grade stupidity. Is this anything like weapons-of-mass-destruction stupidity? Ah....the liberal tactic of misdirection. never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #8 October 7, 2003 QuoteToday Californians go to the polls. We'll have some results tonight or in the wee hours of the morning. Will Arnie be the next governor? Will voters forgive racism and Busta-MeCHA's refusal to condemn racist organizations? Will Davis somehow survive? We'll have all the answers soon....... John and Ken are pulling a seven hour radio shift on KFI AM 640 this afternoon (4-11)......the entertainment factor alone will be worth listening to. They're gonna be super-silly-punchy... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #9 October 7, 2003 QuoteToday Californians go to the polls. We'll have some results tonight or in the wee hours of the morning. Will Arnie be the next governor? Will voters forgive racism and Busta-MeCHA's refusal to condemn racist organizations? Will Davis somehow survive? We'll have all the answers soon....... VINNIE?!?!??!?! I never knew that you're in the media!! JKI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #10 October 7, 2003 LMFAO. Damn! You noticed! Now the secret is out. I'm practicing. I've been clandestinely developing my own newtork: AnvilNews - Right and Proud of It. I'm tired of the left leaning SOBs on Fox getting called right wingers, so I'm going to show 'em all what a REAL right wing network would be like. I'm going to launch it next July 19th with a DUI awareness gig at Chappaquiddick.Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 October 7, 2003 Careful Anvil. . .There are some of the .commers hewre that would consider that a personal attack.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #12 October 7, 2003 QuoteAh....the liberal tactic of misdirection. Ah...the partisan tactic of generalization.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
