BETO74 0 #1 October 7, 2003 Add your's. Today we mourn the passing of an old friend, by the name of Common Sense. > Common Sense lived a long life > but died recently in the United States. No one really knows how old he wsas, > since his birth records were > long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. > > He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes, > factories helping folks get jobs > done - without fanfare and foolishness. He generally cultivated such valued > lessons as knowing when to > come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life > isn't always fair. > > Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more > than you earn), reliable parenting > strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come > in second. A veteran of the > Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological > Revolution, Common Sense survived > cultural and educational trends including body piercing, whole language, and > "new math." > > His health declined when he became infected with the > "If-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus. > In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of > well-intentioned but overbearing > regulations. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking > lawyers. His health rapidly > deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero-tolerance policies. > > Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a > classmate, a teen suspended > for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for > reprimanding an unruly student only > worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools had to get > parental consent to administer > aspirin to a student, but could not inform the parent when a female student > was pregnant or wanted an > abortion. > > Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became > contraband, churches became > businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and federal > judges stuck their noses in > everything from the Boy Scouts to professional sports. > > Finally, when people, too stupid to realize that a steaming cup of coffee > was hot enough to cause burns, > sued the restaurant and were awarded a huge settlement, Common Sense threw > in the towel. As the > end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed > of developments regarding > questionable regulations such as those for low flow toilets, rocking chairs, > and stepladders. > > Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his > wife, Discretion; his daughter, > Responsibility; and his son, Reason. Two stepbrothers survive him: My Rights, and Ima Whiner. > Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. I would like to add the common sense of buying a canopy/car/equipment that perhaps it’s reputations the company never thought in giving decent customer service.http://web.mac.com/ac057a/iWeb/AC057A/H0M3.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites