PhillyKev 0 #1 October 7, 2003 Don't know how to handle this one. The girl I'm dating works the door at a strip club. She went to work today but the club was closed because they're filming some Jerry Brukheimer/Nicholas Cage movie in there today. So her and 2 of the dancers went out and have been drinking all afternoon. They're completely hammered and I have to go meet them after work. Why me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #2 October 7, 2003 Use protection and get video. Amateurs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 October 7, 2003 QuoteDon't know how to handle this one. The girl I'm dating works the door at a strip club. She went to work today but the club was closed because they're filming some Jerry Brukheimer/Nicholas Cage movie in there today. So her and 2 of the dancers went out and have been drinking all afternoon. They're completely hammered and I have to go meet them after work. Why me? why not me! i mean damn! if that aint multi action probablitity, i dont know what is! good luck!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 October 7, 2003 Quote So her and 2 of the dancers went out and have been drinking all afternoon. They're completely hammered and I have to go meet them after work. Do I dare say it? ok I will! Umm and exactly what is the problem? LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 October 7, 2003 QuoteDo I dare say it? ok I will! Umm and exactly what is the problem? The problem is, I'm stuck at work for another half hour. Geez...I thought that was obvious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #6 October 7, 2003 QuoteThe problem is, I'm stuck at work for another half hour. Geez...I thought that was obvious. Oh I see and I knew this via telepathy. Bwahhhhhhhh some girls have all the luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 October 7, 2003 Dude: Strippers are bad news... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #8 October 7, 2003 QuoteDude: Strippers are bad news... Nice chunk of prejudice. Stripper is a job title, not a personality. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 October 7, 2003 Actually, I'm friends with quite a few of them. Yeah, some of them are a little on the wild side, but not any more than so than your average skydiver. In fact I'd say the ratio of out of control party freaks that are strippers compared to skydivers is pretty close. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BETO74 0 #10 October 7, 2003 Work will be there tomorrow and the ay after, that chance somo of us will never have (jealus girlfriend ) not a striper, GO BOY!!!!! and let me know tomorrowhttp://web.mac.com/ac057a/iWeb/AC057A/H0M3.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BETO74 0 #11 October 7, 2003 ARE YOU STILL HERE!!!!!!http://web.mac.com/ac057a/iWeb/AC057A/H0M3.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BETO74 0 #12 October 7, 2003 Sorry did not mean to yell at you. GO NOW DAMMED!!!http://web.mac.com/ac057a/iWeb/AC057A/H0M3.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 October 7, 2003 QuoteARE YOU STILL HERE!!!!!! 10 minutes to go. I'm pounding a couple of beers from the fridge at work to get a little caught up. It's only a 5 minute walk away....or a 2 minute jog Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 October 7, 2003 Ok...now I'm getting drunken, perveted text messages on my cell. Damn, I'm loving life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #15 October 7, 2003 As stated earlier, protection & film. You'll need the evidence to convince all of the nay-sayers when you claim to have filled the sandwich. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #16 October 7, 2003 QuoteActually, I'm friends with quite a few of them. Yeah, some of them are a little on the wild side, but not any more than so than your average skydiver. In fact I'd say the ratio of out of control party freaks that are strippers compared to skydivers is pretty close. Has not been my experience, strippers are/can be bad news........................just party with them but don't try and save them-they are too far gone. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #17 October 8, 2003 Take one for the team! Or more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #18 October 8, 2003 Quote Has not been my experience, strippers are/can be bad news........................just party with them but don't try and save them-they are too far gone. It's interesting, I've heard reasonably sane people say the same thing about military guys. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #19 October 8, 2003 QuoteQuote Has not been my experience, strippers are/can be bad news........................just party with them but don't try and save them-they are too far gone. It's interesting, I've heard reasonably sane people say the same thing about military guys. Meaning, don't be so quick to judge. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #20 October 8, 2003 hmmm.... Hope you have fun...and please take video."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #21 October 8, 2003 That, sir, falls within the definition of a "high-class" problem. Have a good night. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #22 October 8, 2003 QuoteSo her and 2 of the dancers went out and have been drinking all afternoon. They're completely hammered and I have to go meet them after work. Just watch out for the adams apples. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #23 October 8, 2003 Quote Just watch out for the adams apples. __ It's a good thing I'm here at work by myself, as I just cackled out loud at THAT one!Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #24 October 8, 2003 i am sooo crying you a fucking river. smug bastich. namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #25 October 8, 2003 Dude, get video!! And for the record, I had a skydiving buddy that was a stripper, and she's one of the best people I ever knew. Don't judge, guys!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
