goose491 0 #26 October 9, 2003 QuoteAnd the GI Joe got stuck... Bwahaahaaaa! And GI Joe got stuck. And Gi Joe got stuck in da waaaa-da! My mom walks in, my brothers lying at the bottom of the tub with a piece of sh*t in his hand, I've got a GI Joe stuck up my a$$... Blood squirting out my eye. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michaelflying 0 #27 October 9, 2003 ok forgive my one finger typing ignorance thanks well that is my lesson today now I can relax for the rest of the day thankswww.skydivekzn.co.za Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michaelflying 0 #28 October 9, 2003 You aint go no Ice cream your fathers an acoholic you on the welfair you aint got no ice creamwww.skydivekzn.co.za Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #29 October 9, 2003 [rumble crash ruble crash-bash] Oh lord help me!! [rumble smash-bash-crash] Help me Jesus please help me!!! [Crash bang rumble bang] What the f*ck is that?... Don't tell me that bitch is falling down the steps again! [crash bang rumble bang] help me Jesus! I'm falling down the steps! [crash bang bang bang] My shoe! [bang crash booom!!!] Ooooh, Ahhhh, Lilian LILIAN! Help me honey, I fell down the steps. Your wife's a big foor isn't she Gus? Gus don't bring a Sasquatch into my house Gus! She not trained properly, she can't even walk a flight of steps! Each time you come over here gus, you burn down my backward, and your wife F*CKS UP my mothaf*ckin' steps! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #30 October 9, 2003 QuoteWhat's your favorite part???? The Fart Game.... You dad let's one rip... "That wasn't me that was your mother....that was your mother...she...hoowee she's rotten...." *mother walks in* "Oh lord what happened in here!!" You grab your little brother, sit on his face and fart...little bros cryin' "Whaa it isn't funny!" Father, "It's the Fart Game, you'll play it one day son!" Another one... Drunk dad..."Dog shits all over the house you kids walk around and act like you don't see it. There's shit been in the den for three months Eddie!! One day I sit back to watch TV I said, 'fuck it' put my drink on it....it's a coffee table now!!! Friends and neighbors come by they say, 'how lovely' I say it's not lovely it's a piece of shit! 'Cause my children won't listen!!" So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #31 October 9, 2003 OMG! I sooo remember those parts....they're hilarious, I say....just hilarious!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
