Gawain 0 #1 October 10, 2003 A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!" I still laughed. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 October 10, 2003 Cute. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 October 10, 2003 Quote Gee whiz dude....I warned ya!So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spunkywallaby 0 #5 October 10, 2003 QuoteA girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!" I still laughed. i dont understand why everyone likes making fun out of blonde women. i think blondes girls are cute hehehe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #6 October 10, 2003 You DID say cheesy, so I prepared myself...and laughed anyway. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #7 October 10, 2003 Almost impossible to prepare someone for subtle disappointment. Something inside me moved - but I'm not sure if it was a chuckle or lunch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #8 October 10, 2003 What's green and says "Hey, I'm a frog!" ? . . wait for it.... . . . A talking frog!!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #9 October 10, 2003 Two sausages are on a frying pan. The first sausage says to the second: "Holy shit, what a hot day." And the second says "Holy shit, a talking sausage!" Cue drum roll -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
