Friday Funny

[Nick 0]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:


"Make 'em all ugly again!!"

Nick
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[michaelflying 0]

Unlucky!!

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[EricaH 0]

OMG - too funny!! LMAO

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

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[CrazyIvan 0]

Very funny

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[EricaH 0]

Sometimes people don't read every post & it's nice to have good things brought up again w/o having it thrown in their face that they're not original.

Tuesday I was too busy to have someone try to humor me... now I'm bored & want to be humored since I have to work on Monday (a holiday). But not bored enough to go back & try to figure out which of the 1000+ posts or couple hundred threads I didn't read or the ones that are worth re-reading.

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

[turtlespeed 226]

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Sometimes people don't read every post & it's nice to have good things brought up again w/o having it thrown in their face that they're not original.

Tuesday I was too busy to have someone try to humor me... now I'm bored & want to be humored since I have to work on Monday (a holiday). But not bored enough to go back & try to figure out which of the 1000+ posts or couple hundred threads I didn't read or the ones that are worth re-reading.

"Why He Fired His Secretary"
Ok...
The Boss has a b-day
He wakes up thinking that his family would at least remember and have some breakfast for him - but , no...not a word, not even toast.

So he goes to work...long in the face.
He gets to his office and his secretary says, Happy Birthday, very jubilentlee(sp)

He was uplifted by this of course. And he goes about doing his Boss things.

So lunch time rolls around - still nothing from his family - but the attentive secretary comes up to him and says, you look a little down, let me buy you lunch.

Wow, he says, ok. So off they go - Three martinis later she said they should take the day off and he agreed. So off they went to her apartment. He's thinking his family is pretty insensitive, he's a little drunk, and well, the secretary is HOT!

So his mind is reeling, he's thinking about this B-day present she's gonna give him, and she looks sideways at him and says, "I'm just going to get a bit more comfortable"

When she comes back out, His wife is there, his kids are there, all his Employees are there and they Yell, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY", and so he just sits there, silent, on the couch. . . . . .






. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. .. . . . . . . Naked.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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