katiebear21 0 #1 October 10, 2003 Here's the story. My room has become a transitional place for my friends that have left before me. We have to clear through housing the day prior to flying and since I was the only one of the group with no roommates and I worked nights, the other bunk in my room became a transitional bunk. So, the last friend from our group left last week. He told me he had some cigars he was going to leave with me to give away 'cuz he couldn't take them through Customs (Cubans). So, yesterday I was heading out to go work out and I saw his friend, Brian, and said - "hey I've got cigars from Sean to give you." He said "more"? Apparently Sean had given Brian the cigars the day before. I was baffled because there was a bag with something in it sitting on top of my DVD player. So, I went back into my room and opened up the bag (expecting to find cigars) and was surprised by 3 Porn DVD's. Can't remember the names off-hand but each had a sticker price of $36.95 on them so that means they must be good, right? So, the question is, do I give them away, or pack them and bring them home? The kicker is, when we manifest, we have to dump out everything we own and customs goes through every individual item which would be very embarrassing for me considering I'll be flying with 3 of the soldiers that I work with. Whatcha think? Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffD 0 #2 October 10, 2003 take out the sleeves of the dvd and turn them inside out so they are nothing but white. *open the dvd like you were going to take out the dvd but keep folding it like 270(degrees) then just grab the piece of paper and flip it around. Now all they will be able to see is the stamp on the DVD. which would be hard to see. edited to say: You could also flip the DVD over so the stamp would be hidden too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #3 October 10, 2003 I say leave them for some poor soul left over there. Get your own when you get home...or make your own. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #4 October 10, 2003 Allrighty there crazy Little Miss. You know the answer to that one. Anyway you should leave them for the deprived soldiers who have to remain back. Quote$36.95 on them so that means they must be good, right? I do not buy the stuff but I am not sure that the price of it matters as to how good it is. I Hope you Have A Great Flight Home There little Woman. I cannot wait to jump with ya again. Maybe I can be on your 200TH. Blue Skies, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #5 October 10, 2003 I'd donate them to the communal pool......after all, we're not going to stop sending young men over there anytime soon... Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #6 October 10, 2003 When I returned from Somalia, we walked through customs. The didn't look at a thing. Granted, that was 12 years ago, but maybe you'll get lucky and you can keep your porn! Personally, I'd take two and leave one. (Guys only watch porn a few mintues at a time anyway, until interest subsides) If they do check your bags and see the porn, just keep solid eye contact with the inspector. He'll be the embarassed one. If your coworkers say anything or even look at you funny, just say "What, a girl can't enjoy hardcore porn???" and walk away. That sounds like fun actually. When you return, you got porn! (I heard that they have this thing called the "postal service" but it wouldn't provide the entertainment value of the above.) mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #7 October 10, 2003 QuoteI say leave them for some poor soul left over there. Look at that Lisa and I think alike. Then again if I remember correctly she is an ARIES!!! Quoteor make your own. There is a thought. I wish we had Video of the "Blue Stuff" Evening. That would definitely be some good comedy. B-Raff & Nicole were over last night and we were talking about it. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #8 October 10, 2003 QuoteI wish we had Video of the "Blue Stuff" Evening. That would definitely be some good comedy. B-Raff & Nicole were over last night and we were talking about it. So folks don't get confused, there was no PORN involved that night! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 October 10, 2003 I'd leave it. When you get back I doubt The Monkey and you will have much interest in watching for quite a while. Plus, you'll probably have some of that sort of thing left over from the bachelorette party you got coming up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #10 October 10, 2003 Oh yeah. I forgot about the crowd I am dealing with here. Thank Katie for clarifying it. Hell I would also like the video just so I can remember some of the Nig Noggery. Blue SKies, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #11 October 10, 2003 QuoteI'd leave it. When you get back I doubt The Monkey and you will have much interest in watching for quite a while. True... plus I forgot about that PC120 sittin at home! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #12 October 10, 2003 Hey, and he mentioned he's got a belly-mount for that camera. Huh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #13 October 10, 2003 Katie, I feel you should bring them for me seeing how I'm such a good friend of yours and i could add them to my collection."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #14 October 10, 2003 Can't you use that military-grade hardware to just copy them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #15 October 10, 2003 QuoteHey, and he mentioned he's got a belly-mount for that camera. Visualizing the mechanics behind that... LMAO!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 October 10, 2003 You have to leave it there. I know at building 514 on Camp Casey, South Korea there is a STACK of VHS tapes. I'm not sure how many but last time I saw the collection 5 years ago it covered a coffee table about 6-8 deep. Just leave them in a "day room." I'm sure they will find a home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #17 October 10, 2003 I actually hadn't thought about the mechanics. Now that I do, though, it would look kinda like "Survivor-Rancho Deluxe"-cam. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #18 October 10, 2003 Porn is SACRED stuff for guys (and some girls), if you are close friends, return them, it will be GREATLY appreciated, if not keep 'em, free porn is always a BONUS (and a boner) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
