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Innocent and sweet
I am a virgin you know
Swallow? I think not.



Storks bring white babies
Crows deliver black babies
Swallows - no babies!



Oh so much I miss
When the work here is not done
I need to catch up.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Up at five a.m.
Prepare for deposition
In Visalia

Long travel distance
Central valley scary roads
but polite drivers

4 hours later
Return to my humble crib
And a salmon lunch

Now time for more work
Sitting at computer desk
And haiku whoring


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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I hate my damn job
These whuffos make me sick
I hope they all die


Flying my body
Through heavy cloud ceiling
The FAA sucks


Lalalalala
Lalalalalalala
Lalalalala


I love to drink beer
Breakfast of champions
It isn't five yet???


Super cali frag
ilous & expiali
docious, three more sounds

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

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Hey, I'm offended!! Clearly that poem was a modified version of my famous award winner:

Lalalalala
Lalalalalalala
Lalalalala

I will sue you for every penny you're worth!!! Where's my lawyer?!?!?! B|

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

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Yes, it taste so good,
Yes, it turns me on so much...
Thanks, now I'm horny.

I am feeling sad,
Needing my Roy boy toy thing...
Think I have a tear.

Knowing that is moosh,
time to save myself...
I'm so outta here!! :P
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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

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