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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20031008/sc_nm/space_universe_dc_2

Scientists Say Universe May Be Soccer-Ball Shaped


LONDON (Reuters) - Scientists said Wednesday the universe could be spherical and patched together like a soccer ball -- and it may not be infinite.
Jeffrey Weeks, a MacArthur Fellow based in Canton, New York, and researchers from the University of Paris and Observatory of Paris analyzed astronomical data which suggests the universe is finite and made of curved pentagons joined together into a ball.

In research reported in the science journal Nature on Wednesday, the scientists said data from NASA (news - web sites)'s Wilkinson Microwave Anisotrophy Probe (WMAP), which maps background radiation left over from the Big Bang, is not consistent with an infinite universe. "Since antiquity, humans have wondered whether our universe is finite or infinite. Now, after more than two millennia of speculation, observational data might finally settle the ancient question," Weeks said.

In a commentary on the research, George Ellis of the University of Cape Town in South Africa, said if Weeks and his colleagues are correct we might indeed live in a small, closed universe.

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I can't believe they actually had to go through the effort of proving it. I just thought it was one of those known facts like Peter Pan peanut butter is better than Skippy. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Peter Pan peanut butter is better than Skippy.

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What? I used to like someone named Skymama.

At least tell me you like chunky and not creamy...



I too am devastated by Skymama's choice here.

Things are just different now.:S

I bet she likes Ovaltine over Nestle's Quick also.:P

Chris



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Proof that skymama does rule the world



Was there ever any doubt?

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But it is damned sure held together with Skippy SuperChunk.



I thought duct tape held the universe together? "Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and holds the universe together";)

Derek

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There was a girl in high school that her friends nicknamed: Jiffy, like the peanut butter. I wonder why? :):o

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At least tell me you like chunky and not creamy...



Sometimes you feel like a chunk, sometimes you don't...;)

I like chunky on sandwiches, but creamy when I spread it on a banana....yummy! B|
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I played soccer when I was in grade school, and would have continued in middle/high school but I moved into a VERY high hispanic population town...I don't even think the coaches spoke english. I lost interest for a long time, but I recently watched a Worl Cup game USA vs. N. Korea, and then USA vs. Germany. Now my interest is renewed.

Oh by the way, that was womens soccer...I don't think I would be as interested in mens....

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There was a girl in high school that her friends nicknamed: Jiffy, like the peanut butter. I wonder why? :):o



Acutally Jiffy is cornbread mix, and stuff. Jif is PB.
For all you folks who are hurt over skymama's preferred brand of PB, you need to get out a little more.

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So the universe is shaped like a soccer ball... If the universe is finite, then there is an inside and an outside. Think that it has "Wilson" printed on the outside in 5 million foot letters?

The Big Bang theory is basically that the universe contracts until it gets really little, then it explodes again. Keeps doin' that. Maybe it starts getting smaller because the valve stem leaks.

The Big Bang is just a theory of what happens. Mine is a theory about why it happens. Probably just as good. B|

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I like chunky on sandwiches, but creamy when I spread it on a banana....yummy! B|



I knew it I knew it I knew it skymama is into 3 ways, but with a body like hers why go for chunky? Dam I wish I was 30:o

mmmmmm creamy bananas mmmmmmmm

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I wonder if there are some 7 dimensional creatures that are playing soccer with our universe?

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like Peter Pan peanut butter is better than Skippy. :P



bzzzzzt...try again... Smucker's Goober rules!~ ;):P
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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I wonder if there are some 7 dimensional creatures that are playing soccer with our universe?



We are.

Now hush and shut up; here comes the penalty kick. Oh, you might be in for some...shaky times.

Santa Von GrossenArsch
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I like chunky on sandwiches, but creamy when I spread it on a banana....yummy!

I knew it I knew it I knew it skymama is into 3 ways, but with a body like hers why go for chunky? Dam I wish I was 30

mmmmmm creamy bananas mmmmmmmm



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Oh mY!!! My virgin ears!




That was a totally innocent statement and you kids with your dirty minds had to go and take it straight to the gutter! :o Sniff....I'm so proud of you two, you make me such a proud mama! ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Soccer=LAME



Please add one more point to Chuck's total towards moderator of the month.


All the vote I have go to him too, and I have kids in soccer.
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Soccer=LAME



Just proves that even Numero Uno Monkey skygods can be wrong occasionally......having played from the 5th grade through college, I can safely say that soccer rules.

Plus, all the times I tackled and got tackled proved to be great training for my PLFs.....I crash with STYLE. :)

Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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