So...A Duck walks into a bar......

[DeNReN 0]

OK......I havent heard the DAMN DUCK joke ....but I expect to.......and it had best be damn good...in the mean time.....

A duck walks into a bar............

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A duck walks into a bar............

And says, "OUCH!!"

[moodyskydiver 0]

Oh god! No more friggin ducks please! I heard it in living color from Wingi at WFFC.

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

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A duck walks into a bar . . .

. . . orders a drink and says, "put it on my bill."

OR

A duck walks into a bar . . .

. . . and asks the bartender, "You got any fish?"

The bartender says, "No. This is a bar and we don't sell fish" so the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "You got any fish?"

The bartender says,"I told you yesterday. This is a bar and we don't sell fish."

Ther following day, the duck returns and asks,"You got any fish?"

The bartender looses it, grabs the duck by the neck, and screams,"I TOLD YOU TWICE. THIS IS A BAR. WE DON"T SELL FISH IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNS NAIL YOUR *@#& WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"

The next day, the duck goes in the bar and asks, "Got any nails?"

The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don"t have any nails."

The duck says,"Good. Got any fish?"

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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So...A duck walks into a bar......expecting to find a lover.........

[ChasingBlueSky 0]

http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/myguya/buyduck

OR

Q. Why don't ducks wear underwear?
A. Because their peckers are on their face!

OR
A duck walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a shot of bourbon and put it on my bill..."

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