pop 0 #1 October 13, 2003 EvilSteve just sent this to me....It's a good one.... Office Harassment A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer,and goes to Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice? The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #2 October 14, 2003 *scratching my head in confusion after doing electrical work on the house and drinking a bottle of wine* so... does she have like really long hair? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #3 October 14, 2003 Quote*scratching my head in confusion after doing electrical work on the house and drinking a bottle of wine* so... does she have like really long hair? hahahah he's short get it?~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #4 October 14, 2003 ummm... I've been electrocuted multiple times today and drank at least 2 bottles of wine now... ummm... uh... no.. still don't understand... so.. is her hair really long or what? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #5 October 14, 2003 Quoteummm... I've been electrocuted multiple times today and drank at least 2 bottles of wine now... ummm... uh... no.. still don't understand... so.. is her hair really long or what? Sounds fun!! ~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 October 14, 2003 Bwahahahaha! "I've got this friend, he's a midget. We didn't know it, but apparently he's gay. See, last week, he came out of the cabinet."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12bhi 0 #7 October 14, 2003 No, she just doesnt prefer to shave dude!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #8 October 14, 2003 Quoteummm... I've been electrocuted multiple times today and drank at least 2 bottles of wine now... ummm... uh... no.. still don't understand... so.. is her hair really long or what? Dude....think of it this way....midget guy...woman...face....crotch....hair....get it?! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #9 October 14, 2003 OOOOOhhhhhhh... but... ummmm.. uhhh.... zap! fizzle.. ouch! ok.. I got it.. she's sitting down.. right? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 October 14, 2003 QuoteOOOOOhhhhhhh... but... ummmm.. uhhh.... zap! fizzle.. ouch! ok.. I got it.. she's sitting down.. right? so choopy do you get your troll feed in bulk or do you buy it as neededYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #11 October 14, 2003 I went shopping with him the other day.. he buys it in bulk.. huge garbage trucks full.. it's really quite embarrassing when he back that truck up to the house and unloads it in the front yard.. the neighbors are all "What's that shit? and why does it smell so bad... can you put it on the internet or sumptin?"_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
