VanillaSkyGirl 6 #51 September 22, 2003 Quotedon't you people watch "sex and the city" ? No...sigh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #52 September 22, 2003 Quote I usually tell my significant others that I prefer to buy my own. It's like a costume for me depending on my mood. That is why men should go with women when the buy it. Plus, there is the added foreplay time where a women repeatedly comes out and asks "Do I look sexy in this?... It fits kind of snug here... What do you think?..." Builds a little mood. QuoteMost men seem content with a nude body, and lingerie stays on for like a minute...LOL! Nude is good. Most women like lingerie because it is sexy and teases. Most guys reqard it like the line at Disney World... it just adds time before you get to the amusement ride. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #53 September 22, 2003 They're not for your rectum dear, they hang there and when they rub the right way... Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #54 September 22, 2003 QuoteThe first rule of life - "If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy" That's right! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #55 September 22, 2003 QuoteQuoteA good friend, a pearl necklace, some oil... everybody's got hobbies... That sounds really nice...I like sensuality. Dorothy, I'm sorry about my other post. I didn't mean to poke fun. Thank you so much for the suggestions. I am buying Cosmo today! hmmm.... fyi pearl Necklace namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #56 September 22, 2003 I think that I like THIS part the BEST...***one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man. *** With one click, "Urban Dictionary" is now saved in my "Favorites" list... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #57 September 22, 2003 wow. there's my good deed and it's only 4:00. oh what shall i do with the rest of the day?namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #58 September 22, 2003 Quotewow. there's my good deed and it's only 4:00. oh what shall i do with the rest of the day? Btw, I KNEW about THOSE meanings for "pearl necklace". I heard it on talk radio. Also, I...um ...well...nevermind... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #59 September 22, 2003 QuoteQuotewow. there's my good deed and it's only 4:00. oh what shall i do with the rest of the day? Btw, I KNEW about THOSE meanings for "pearl necklace". I heard it on talk radio. Also, I...um ...well...nevermind... argh.... look here namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #60 September 22, 2003 Quotemust .... not... kill.... kittens..... You seem to say that a lot... Now you have something fun to do for the rest of the day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mujie96 0 #61 September 22, 2003 ROFLMAO...I love you guys but I just went back and reread this thread....and caught the anal bead thing.... Try HERE for anal beads www.adamandeve.com Innocent or not, you'd have to be pretty darn uptight to get anything out of the teensy pearls on those undies. Those, as goose pointed out, are decorative. You can buy "Sex and the city" thongs on ebay. Anal beads on panties from VS....kids! And on a side note, if you don't happen to have pearls, Mardi Gras beads can be used all over the place for fun. A DJ in Phoenix showed me that..... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #62 September 23, 2003 QuoteAnd on a side note, if you don't happen to have pearls, Mardi Gras beads can be used all over the place for fun. Wow...I have a whole bucketful of those from when I used to live in Louisiana! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NightJumper 0 #63 September 23, 2003 QuoteWow...I have a whole bucketful of those from when I used to live in Louisiana! Remember this guys the next time she gives you the innocent soccer mom line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #64 September 23, 2003 QuoteWow...I have a whole bucketful of those from when I used to live in Louisiana! OMG, just how DID you get those BEADS, Skymama!?! Also, thank you Mujie for your educational post! ROFLMAO! I CANNOT stop cracking up about these beads and this thread... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #65 September 23, 2003 QuoteRemember this guys the next time she gives you the innocent soccer mom line. Just because I have them doesn't mean I know what to do with them. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #66 September 23, 2003 QuoteOMG, just how DID you get those BEADS, Skymama!?! Um....I held up my kids when they were babies and said, "throw me something, Mister!". They love to throw things to the kids....yep, that's it, it was the kids. You know, they're so cute and all when they're young. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jib 0 #67 September 23, 2003 I wish my mom woulda taken me to Mardi Gras. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #68 September 23, 2003 The real question here is can you tell the difference between real and paste ones ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #69 September 23, 2003 RIIIIIIIGHT!!! You are too cute, Andrea! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #70 September 23, 2003 QuoteJust because I have them doesn't mean I know what to do with them I thought I showed you that instructional video. There are some things that you just can't find on PBS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NightJumper 0 #71 September 23, 2003 QuoteJust because I have them doesn't mean I know what to do with them. If you had one or two I would buy that line, but a bucketfull....NOT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #72 September 23, 2003 QuoteThe real question here is can you tell the difference between real and paste ones ? Sure would make working in a jewelry store more fun, wouldn't it? "Yes, madam... here try this... feel the difference?... what? a little slower?..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #73 September 23, 2003 QuoteRIIIIIIIGHT!!! You are too cute, Andrea! I really can't believe y'all don't believe I'm sweet and innocent! Just for the record, my breasts have never been seen in public. I dug through my photo albums and here's proof as to where I got a lot of the beads from. Mardi Gras, 1992, Lafayette, LA....my little sweeties with their loot. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #74 September 23, 2003 Andrea, your babies are so beautiful! 1992? Wow, I guess that they are all gangly teens now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #75 September 23, 2003 QuoteAndrea, your babies are so beautiful! 1992? Wow, I guess that they are all gangly teens now. Thank-you! Yep, they're gangly and causing me a ton of grey hair! Boy, we've gone from anal beads to pics of my kids. Sorry for highjacking your thread, Rosa! 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mujie96 0 #61 September 22, 2003 ROFLMAO...I love you guys but I just went back and reread this thread....and caught the anal bead thing.... Try HERE for anal beads www.adamandeve.com Innocent or not, you'd have to be pretty darn uptight to get anything out of the teensy pearls on those undies. Those, as goose pointed out, are decorative. You can buy "Sex and the city" thongs on ebay. Anal beads on panties from VS....kids! And on a side note, if you don't happen to have pearls, Mardi Gras beads can be used all over the place for fun. A DJ in Phoenix showed me that..... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #62 September 23, 2003 QuoteAnd on a side note, if you don't happen to have pearls, Mardi Gras beads can be used all over the place for fun. Wow...I have a whole bucketful of those from when I used to live in Louisiana! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #63 September 23, 2003 QuoteWow...I have a whole bucketful of those from when I used to live in Louisiana! Remember this guys the next time she gives you the innocent soccer mom line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #64 September 23, 2003 QuoteWow...I have a whole bucketful of those from when I used to live in Louisiana! OMG, just how DID you get those BEADS, Skymama!?! Also, thank you Mujie for your educational post! ROFLMAO! I CANNOT stop cracking up about these beads and this thread... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #65 September 23, 2003 QuoteRemember this guys the next time she gives you the innocent soccer mom line. Just because I have them doesn't mean I know what to do with them. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #66 September 23, 2003 QuoteOMG, just how DID you get those BEADS, Skymama!?! Um....I held up my kids when they were babies and said, "throw me something, Mister!". They love to throw things to the kids....yep, that's it, it was the kids. You know, they're so cute and all when they're young. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #67 September 23, 2003 I wish my mom woulda taken me to Mardi Gras. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #68 September 23, 2003 The real question here is can you tell the difference between real and paste ones ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #69 September 23, 2003 RIIIIIIIGHT!!! You are too cute, Andrea! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #70 September 23, 2003 QuoteJust because I have them doesn't mean I know what to do with them I thought I showed you that instructional video. There are some things that you just can't find on PBS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #71 September 23, 2003 QuoteJust because I have them doesn't mean I know what to do with them. If you had one or two I would buy that line, but a bucketfull....NOT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #72 September 23, 2003 QuoteThe real question here is can you tell the difference between real and paste ones ? Sure would make working in a jewelry store more fun, wouldn't it? "Yes, madam... here try this... feel the difference?... what? a little slower?..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #73 September 23, 2003 QuoteRIIIIIIIGHT!!! You are too cute, Andrea! I really can't believe y'all don't believe I'm sweet and innocent! Just for the record, my breasts have never been seen in public. I dug through my photo albums and here's proof as to where I got a lot of the beads from. Mardi Gras, 1992, Lafayette, LA....my little sweeties with their loot. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #74 September 23, 2003 Andrea, your babies are so beautiful! 1992? Wow, I guess that they are all gangly teens now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #75 September 23, 2003 QuoteAndrea, your babies are so beautiful! 1992? Wow, I guess that they are all gangly teens now. Thank-you! Yep, they're gangly and causing me a ton of grey hair! Boy, we've gone from anal beads to pics of my kids. Sorry for highjacking your thread, Rosa! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skymama 37 #75 September 23, 2003 QuoteAndrea, your babies are so beautiful! 1992? Wow, I guess that they are all gangly teens now. Thank-you! Yep, they're gangly and causing me a ton of grey hair! Boy, we've gone from anal beads to pics of my kids. Sorry for highjacking your thread, Rosa! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
