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What's the weirdest spam you've gotten?

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Okay, so I get the typical porno spam, re-finance, get larger breasts, yadda yadda...

But for the past couple of weeks, I've been pummeled with "Christian Lovers" spam. This stuff is just freaking weird. Christian lovers spam between "Sara blows all her friends" and "see how young amateurs become professional whores"

"Saw you in church and fell in love." There's just something a little bit unholy about that, especially considering that if I was seen in a church in the last six months, I have no memory of it. She must have confused me with some other poor sap who unfortunately bears a resemblance to my ugly self.

Maybe I have a different idea of "weird" but this is just wrong...


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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The weirdest one has to the the one from the time traveler that sends a message requesting parts to rebuild his broken time machine.

I can't really figure out why that one goes around. I've gotten it twice though.
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Yeah, I've been getting that a lot in my yahoo mail lately. Thank god (no pun intended) for filters..

I think the weirdest I've seen so far is the typical porn subject line but when you open it, it's SPAM for a mortgage... Damned Spammers aren't even QC'ing their crap any more.
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I have received the Time Traveler's Help request, the Christian Lover one, and many many others that I consider just simply odd...

However, this is by far the worst I've gotten...

Titled:
"Your Credit Card Has Been Charged 234.65"
Content:
"Important notice

We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).
If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press "No" and fill in the form below.

Enter your credit card number here:


Enter your credit card expiration date:


"

There really are times I wish I knew who to report stuff like this to...

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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I have received the Time Traveler's Help request, the Christian Lover one, and many many others that I consider just simply odd...

However, this is by far the worst I've gotten...

Titled:
"Your Credit Card Has Been Charged 234.65"
Content:
"Important notice

We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).
If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press "No" and fill in the form below.

Enter your credit card number here:


Enter your credit card expiration date:


"

There really are times I wish I knew who to report stuff like this to...

Ciels-
Michele



Report it to your ISP (Internet Service provider. Send that email as an attachment to another one you send to your ISP and see if they can find out more. Perhaps they'll blacklist that address or domain.
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