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BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!What's all this pony & trap;)going back to me trouble & strife,hope she's prepared some tope scram or i'm going to git really pissed & smoke some more fags:)



Can I give this ryhming slang a go here?

"What's all this crap? Going back to me wife..." At this point, I get lost in the "tope scram", but regain it at "git really drunk and smoke some more cigs". Or, for all I know, that last bit could have been you stating you're an angry assassin who's got a contract for homosexuals. B|
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
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No its not,only the rossers[filth]and squaddies use phonetics.:P



It's spelled "RoZZers".

You 'ave a superking size gob for someone who's about to cough to spinning 22 drums (it's all in my notebook, m'lud, notes made at the time m'lud).

Plus... Did we mention that you resisted arrest!?

Who has the motive to lie? Me or the guy who's heading for the dock faster than the Staten Island Ferry?:)

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Mike:P

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!What's all this pony & trap;)going back to me trouble & strife,hope she's prepared some tope scram or i'm going to git really pissed & smoke some more fags:)



Blimey - Make sure you don't fall down the apples and pears and lose yer titfer, and mind you don't step in a Richard the Third, on your way out to the Yarmouth.

(I went to school in Penge, you can't outslang me).
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Honest Guv!The effin pigs fitted me up!:)



'E wasn't fitted up, 'E was verballed! Let's face it, 'E's screwed more householders that Barrat's! E's twoc'd more cars than our illegal parking division! 'Is bootleging keeps Stena Sealink in business!

Smuggling? 'E 'as a rectum like a Puma Holdall! (this is an actual trial quote:o)

Were you expectin the facts? You're gettin' evidence.B|

Were you expecting justice? You're gettin' law.B|

Were you expecting sympathy... It's in the dictionary. Right there between $hit and $yphilis:D

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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You what! It's TIT FOR[as in tit for tat HAT] richard the third [TERD] &Yarmouth[think you meen GOB]
BTW I'M Chatham-nese not a f-KIng Cockney Edited to add Penge you Muppet.



Chatham! They speak posh down in Kent; your rhyming slang is a fraud unless you hang around with the east-end hop-pickers.

Penge - cultural hub of the UK.
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