mr2mk1g 10 #1 October 17, 2003 Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Mick says to Paddy; "Dat's Dem". The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says Mick. "Put dem in a pepper bag". The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave. They get into Mick's van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 500ft drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick. He then takes two of the birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by 'Splat'. As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and sas,"Fock Dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin dangerous for me..." A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the pet shop and is carrying the familiar 'pepper bag'.He then pulls a parrot out of the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a gun. "Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is anoter 'Splat' and he joins Mick at the bottom of the cliff. Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' that parrotshooting oider..." After a few minutes, Sean arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he strolls up with his 'pepper bag. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag and off the cliff with the usual result. Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Mick with his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin' hen gliding. (Appologies if this has already done the rounds) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 October 17, 2003 I chuckled You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 October 17, 2003 QuoteI chuckled Me too __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #4 October 17, 2003 Com'on Ivan that was nearly 3 years ago... I saw it before I posted and figured most people posting now would not have seen it. I wanna see that badge as your avatar man... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #5 October 17, 2003 LMFAO! I liked it & have never seen it before........THANX!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #6 October 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteLMFAO! I liked it & have never seen it before........THANX! Me too!! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
