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ChopChopp's, sex life or Cypress fires

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Okay.. for Sunny.. we had sex a couple of hours ago.. it started on the loveseat.. with a little making out and um.. stuff.. and it ended up with us ripping our clothes off and having raw animal sex on a blanket we threw on the living room floor.. afterwards, there was a huge wet spot on the blanket which we considered photographing and sharing with you all but alas.. the digital camera is at work.. [:/]

OKay.. for the rest of you.. It was well over a year ago.. I was in Perris doing a sitfly jump with Charles Brian and 5 or 6 others.. anyway, his rule was track away on your back and I hadn't had a lot of practice.. Well.. my dytter died between the 4,500 foot warning and the 3,000 foot warning and I was trying to track for all I was worth but didn't think it was happening.. Finally I rolled over.. noticed how big the ground was, promptly shit my freefly pants and deployed my main.. as my Cypres deployed my reserve.. The whole way down I had one hand on my risers holding them together trying to prevent a downplane, the other on my cutaway handle just in case and I was crying like a sissy-girl.. and praying to God just in case there is one. I landed a side-by-side really hard on some concrete between some trees near a pile of old tires in Perris.. Afterwards, I got extremely fucked up in the Bombshelter on Jack Daniels.. :S My heel is still mishapen from the experience.. :$
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gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

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Alright, .. I'm new to this sport. What the Hell is a Cypres Fire?? .. :S



It's basically just a fire, but in the woods with Cypres trees...

The Cypres "fires" if you are falling too fast, too low. It automatically opens the reserve parachute.

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Alright, .. I'm new to this sport. What the Hell is a Cypres Fire?? .. :S



A Cypres fire is when this little electronic gadget saves your ass by deploying your reserve for you.

A Cypress fire is usually a precursor to a forest fire.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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