bat150 0 #1 October 16, 2003 What do you think about Coors Light??? Can you think of a time where it is ok to drink it??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 October 16, 2003 QuoteWhat do you think about Coors Light??? Can you think of a time where it is ok to drink it??? Where's the option for "Rocky Mountain Panther Piss" Just before you get to the Natural light....I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #3 October 16, 2003 QuoteWhat do you think about Coors Light??? Can you think of a time where it is ok to drink it??? You left out the "only when regular water is unavailable" option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 October 16, 2003 QuoteYou left out the "only when regular water is unavailable" option Or you can call it: "Flavored spring water"__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #5 October 16, 2003 if you are hanging out with a ghetto chick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base704 0 #6 October 16, 2003 It's just like sex on the beach... Fuckin' near water.You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vlad 0 #7 October 16, 2003 It's just like any other American megabrewery beer - bud, miller... Swill, pisswater, whatever you want to call it. If this is the only thing available, I would drive to the store and buy something else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #8 October 16, 2003 Coors Light has, and always will be "Rocky Mountain Donkey Piss". There is no legitimate excuse. _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 October 16, 2003 The Yardhouse in Long Beach, CA has 180 different beers flowing out of 250 taps. The finest selection on earth. Best selling beer? Coors Light. Beam me up, Scotty... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,130 #10 October 16, 2003 Why pick on Coors? Any "Light" or "Lite" beer is disgusting... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #11 October 16, 2003 ...if it's free or cheaper than a tin of coke and I'm VERY thirsty and the BEER light is already on. Of course, that would be my answer to most or all 'lite' beerz. (why the hell do they call it 'lite' anyway?? Mr. Language Person wants to know ) -Dave [edited to add] http://insiders2.ezboard.com/fnebraska13914frm14.showMessage?topicID=989.topic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taln1rigr 0 #12 October 16, 2003 Quote Can you think of a time where it is ok to drink it??? Heck Yea! I'm a firm believer in the old cliche, there's a time & a place for everything. Coors Light, Natural Light (and the like) are no different ... these beers were made for marathon/endurance drinking. Besides, who wants to be a beer snob ... especially if it's free ... free beer = money saved for a jump. Here, let me show you how it works: You've got a full day and night planned with friends that involves alcohol, say all day at the beach then to the bars that evening, well these beers will keep you in the fun much longer than others. If you try endurance drinking with other beers you may find yourself later in the night "worshiping the porcelain god" or hearing about "what you did last night" for weeks to come or you may wind up skipping out on the fun way to early in the evening only to become the center of everyone else's fun (see examples). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taln1rigr 0 #13 October 16, 2003 And even worse .... {may not be suitable for work/Check Your Six} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bat150 0 #14 October 16, 2003 I am scared to drink with you. I might wake up wishing i didn't wake up. Also if you are planning an all day binge then yes you can keep to lighter beers but there are many lighter beers with much better taste. Sol, Stella Artois, tecate, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #15 October 16, 2003 Worse yet is coors light 3.2%, in colorado it was usually all you could find on sundays... 18-20 year olds in colorado could only drink 3.2 beer, which was even more watery, and we spent more time 'recycling' it than drinking pitchers of it! I figure the bars just hooked up the urinal drain to the taps and cooled it back down and served it up again! besides, the coors family was the most right wing SOBs around....gave lots of $ to John Birch Society and other such reactionary groups, and its influence on univesity of colorado was negative.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taln1rigr 0 #16 October 16, 2003 QuoteI am scared to drink with you. I might wake up wishing i didn't wake up. Also if you are planning an all day binge then yes you can keep to lighter beers but there are many lighter beers with much better taste. Sol, Stella Artois, tecate, Be afraid, be VERY afraid *giggle* I've had many years of practice & absolutely love beer ... expensive beer, cheap beer, dark beer, regular beer, light beer, amber beer, lager beer, ale beer, foreign beer, domestic beer, draught beer, hot beer, cold beer, beer when your nekkid beer, beer chasers, beer bombs, beer bongs, beer funnels, non-alcoholic beer ... but hands down my favorite is free beer ... well, next to Guinness & Killian's Red that is. Undeniably, there are plenty of better tasting light beers from which to choose ... but the "Flavored Spring Water" holds much truth. Just because you're drinking a light beer won't necessarily keep you in the endurance drinking mode. For instance, I can drink 6 Miller Lite's & am feeling no pain & flashing boobies but 10 Natural's & I've still got my wits about me ... but more than not still flashing boobies ... what can I say, I absolutely LOVE the reaction it gets. Anyway, about the beer, light beers can help keep you up & running the distance over other beers ... but if don't mind the watered down taste Coors & Nattie are your Energizer Bunnies ... you'll keep going & going & going. Or at least I do Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #17 October 16, 2003 Coors light has 2 useful drinking purpose. Swoop and chugs, and shotgun contests. Beyond that, it's simply ballast.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #18 October 16, 2003 QuoteCoors light has 2 useful drinking purpose. Swoop and chugs, and shotgun contests. Beyond that, it's simply ballast. it is so on timmae...you and me are shotgunning coors light the next time i see you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #19 October 16, 2003 Quoteit is so on timmae...you and me are shotgunning coors light the next time i see youOh yeah!!!! .. it's a deal.. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samanthashows 0 #20 October 16, 2003 Anytime, anyday. That is my beer, I love it...Samantha Weaver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bat150 0 #21 October 16, 2003 Can i judge the contest. I promise i can be totally nuteral. Tim i will put money on the lady. I have seen her in action. and thats the order Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #22 October 16, 2003 post it in the other thread... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 October 17, 2003 I'll drink it, I drink just about any beer, but its not my first choice. Coors Light is like sex in a canoe...its fucking close to water.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #24 October 18, 2003 ooooooo ooooooooo ooooooooooo Can I play can I play? Swoopy likes to chug a lug a few from time to time "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #25 October 18, 2003 It should never be allowed in the H-town beer fridge unless all other forms of alcohol have been consumed.Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
