Tuesday funny

[evilivan 0]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone
inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief
they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before
they
enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a
while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts
laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on
the
floor, laughing his ass off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The
guy
calms down and says:


wait, for it...








savour it








"Make 'em all ugly again".

"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation."
David Brent

[tobi778 0]

Thats been told again..
http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=663341#663341

And again..

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=701048#701048

[evilivan 0]

Oh well, it was new to me....

"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation."
David Brent

[Casie 0]

I thought it was funny!

I'm sure this one has been posted a time or two as well, but thought I'd share with those that haven't seen it yet!


BRAIN TRANSPLANT

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark
down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!