its sure funny

[leroydb 0]

.. how when you mess up (make a mistake) no one wants to claim you anymore. I am human and make mistakes too.

Le Roy

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[WrongWay 0]

I agree dude. Believe me, I know.

What's on your mind bro?

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[DShiznit 0]

You have no idea how NOT alone you are. Try working for my boss!!

excerpt from an email I just got over a very minute detail (I left out his phone number, like he doesn't know his own.........):

, we had just spoke of this before you sent it...do you think you
should slow down? I really put an emphasis on "perfect quotes", "everytime"

please fix and re-send

[lawrocket 3]

Claim you? Hell, I already reckoned I owe you beer. That was a few weeks ago.

So, do a favor and hobble your way to the left coast once you're healthy enough...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[DShiznit 0]

The differences between you and your boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're too aggressive.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he's having fun.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

[BoostedXT 0]

I was found onconscious on my floor, rushed to the ER, put in for surgery...spent 2 days in the hospitol. 5 days after my surgery my boss called wanting me in work. Dr said no, he said I have to suck it and not be so selfish. I cant think about myself all the time I need to start thinking of everyone else.

Man I hear ya...just remember if they are friends they will hang around and be there for you no matter how much you screw up. Cheer up little buck-a-roo!
Joe

For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be.
Pedro Offers you his Protection.