LouDiamond 1 #1 October 22, 2003 Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, ...I'll know that you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused,...I will use little words to explain. 7. When you are sick,....stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #2 October 22, 2003 That is priceless..did you write that?? I am laughing my ass off."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 October 22, 2003 So true.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #4 October 22, 2003 LOL! Thats cute. I had a friend email that to me once. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
