freeflygoddess 0 #1 October 23, 2003 I know that you all have been waiting for this list so here it is: 1) Buy her lots of jumps 2) Buy her lots of drinks 3) Worship her daily 4) Must sacrifices yourself to her at least 3 to 4 times a day 5) Pack for her 6) get big way hybrids planned out for her 7) always be naked hehehehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #2 October 23, 2003 Quote7) always be naked What about "ready"? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 October 23, 2003 That's what she means by sacrificing yourself 3-4 times per day... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #4 October 23, 2003 QuoteThat's what she means by sacrificing yourself 3-4 times per day... Ah, I see. So, not only must one "sacrifice" oneself to her multiple times daily, but the nudity and advanced state of readiness must be maintained to ensure timely sacrifice? As long as she can get city and county indecent exposure ordinances modified, it's all good. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #5 October 23, 2003 So does this mean you are willing to follow all the rules? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #6 October 23, 2003 QuoteSo does this mean you are willing to follow all the rules? Only if my lovely girlfriend decides to cut her losses and set me adrift. I can't let go of the best thing to happen to me since puberty. I just wanted to make sure the rules were clearly defined to weed out the undesirables, like me. I mean, you don't want to the wrong person to follow those rules. You might wind up saddled with a 750lbs Sasquatch with festering boils who absolutely adores you and can follow all the rules. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 October 23, 2003 QuoteI mean, you don't want to the wrong person to follow those rules. You might wind up saddled with a 750lbs Sasquatch with festering boils who absolutely adores you and can follow all the rules. don't talk about Aggiedave like that!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #8 October 23, 2003 Ok, You must sound like Vin Diesel too... and be able to give good massages... oh yeah and help around the house. I don't mind cooking and vacuming and doing the laudry and cleaning the bathrooms, but you got to do the dishes mow the lawn and take out the trash and do all house repairs and if you can not do the house repairs at least be man enough to admit you need to hire someone to do it, instead of trying it out and then messing it up even worse than before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #9 October 23, 2003 Quotedon't talk about Aggiedave like that!!! He had the boils removed, I heard. Kidding! I don't know him well enough to make jokes about his infirmities. Edited for spelling...I'm a dork.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #10 October 23, 2003 QuoteOk, You must sound like Vin Diesel too... and be able to give good massages... oh yeah and help around the house. I don't mind cooking and vacuming and doing the laudry and cleaning the bathrooms, but you got to do the dishes mow the lawn and take out the trash and do all house repairs and if you can not do the house repairs at least be man enough to admit you need to hire someone to do it, instead of trying it out and then messing it up even worse than before. See? If I hadn't already found the woman of my dreams, I might apply for this position...heh, I said "position". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #11 October 23, 2003 number 4.... must sacrafice yourself to her 3-4 times daily... but it must be sex.... and you must be into it...LOL .... YUM!~ _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
