goose491 0 #1 October 23, 2003 A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up To The counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job," The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!" The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!" The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it." My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #2 October 23, 2003 That is hilarious!A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
storm1977 0 #3 October 23, 2003 Classic and funny!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------- Sometimes it is more important to protect LIFE than Liberty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 October 23, 2003 Classic!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #5 October 23, 2003 QuoteClassic!!! <> 53 minutes? <> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 October 23, 2003 QuoteQuoteClassic!!! <> 53 minutes? <> Sorry...but I was watching reruns of "Married...with children" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #7 October 23, 2003 Sure. Tell the truth. There was a hot bingo game at the retirement home, and you couldn't break away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #8 October 23, 2003 Hey, me too! I love the Fat Cruise episode. Classic! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 October 23, 2003 QuoteHey, me too! I love the Fat Cruise episode. Classic! I wish they sold the DVD collection, I'd buy 'em in a heart beat.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #10 October 23, 2003 http://www.netflix.com/Search?v1=married+with+children Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 October 23, 2003 Quotehttp://www.netflix.com/Search?v1=married+with+children Thanks for the link...but I want ALL the episodes.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #12 October 23, 2003 Picky, picky, picky. I was just trying to help a brother out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 October 23, 2003 QuotePicky, picky, picky. I was just trying to help a brother out. Hey..I APPRECIATE your help, but yes....I'm picky.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #14 October 23, 2003 Okay. But you could get a quick hit and see a bunch of episodes at once. You could sit on the recliner ala Al, grab a beer, throw a dvd in, put your hand down your pants... Oh, wait a minute! Is that different than other nights? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #15 October 23, 2003 QuoteOkay. But you could get a quick hit and see a bunch of episodes at once. You could sit on the recliner ala Al, grab a beer, throw a dvd in, put your hand down your pants... Oh, wait a minute! Is that different than other nights? Yeah, I guess it would make a change from him grabbing his lightsabre... Wouldn't it? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
