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The Best Skydiving Story Ever Told....

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As wrong way looks up from Samathas thighs, he sees the Pilot, Not in the seat! "My God he says...Who is piloting this plane?...." Suddenly the door is looking like a good idea.
With no regard for his own safety...Wrongway picks samantha up and whisks her out of the open door. I yell "Last one to the formation buys the beer."..Leap out of the door and immediately go vertical to catch the two others, followed by 9 other nude freaks of the sky"
The formation builds...It is an 8way whip with some campers and outside video, everything is going as planned till someone monkeyflips....

(insert you part of the story here)

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BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

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TS loks downs and screams!!!!!

Noooooo! Shrinkage!!!!!!!!!!!

ANd goes immediately headdown while covering himself...
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Then WrongWay flies into both Samantha and FFGoddess on his head, impressing both of them with his freefly skills, inspiring them to say "Fuck the formation" and make it a "3-way" B| while 321seeya and TS carve around the three of them, getting video from all angles. ;)

THEN..............

(Im beginning to like this story!! :D)

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

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Then WrongWay smacks FFGoddess in the back of the head, exclaiming "It was just getting good too!!!". B| WrongWay then gets up and says "Okay, check the post, 321seeya said I was organizing this shit, so how're we doin this?? We can either dirt dive it on the plane here, or do it the traditional freefly style. Get out of the plane and play!!!!". He then begins to tighten his leg straps, realizing they're already at 40,000 feet.....

THEN.................

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

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In true freeflyer style, We all exit..(From a floater position) I ask the pilot to kill the left engine so I can hang from the prop, and I take the count from Wrongway.....
Ready?! Set. GO!!
We all peel off and immediately, as if we are drawn together by magnetic force, we come together on the hill, and form a................



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BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

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Notices 321 seeya signaling..."No More Belly Flying" Though hybrids are cool, this dive is now a Ghetto Dive! No holds barred!

I spock FFG and start to eagle, when Wrongway shouts (back to the whole point break thing) "Do it backwards...Like Alchemy!"
I shit my pants at the thought of that move, and give it a try....
Holy Shit! FFG Corks...Fuck shes out cold and needs a hand...someone do something!........





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BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

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Then WrongWay races in on his head, and begins carving around FFG's seemingly lifeless body (backwards like Alchemy cuz he just likes to show off like that B|) SO FAST that it actually creates lift and the two of them hover there in midair as she slowly regains conciousness. (Point Break: "You owe me one baby!!") After that, we haul ass down to the now 5 way hd round with a stinger on each leg of each guy in the base, and begin carving around it, getting video from all angles, until it breaks apart into the second point, which is a................

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

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Simul.....simut....at the same time everyone transitions into a sit slightly rotates left and into a beautiful 12 way spock round. I look over at FFG and . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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She's smiling, naked, and coming right at you on her head. She flies into TS and they collide, face to crotch, but both are so content with it, they hold the dock!! :D The rest of us break off from that wonderful 12-way spock and do a 1 1/2 cartwheel back onto our heads, and what was originally the 5 way base releases what? 5 spaceballs!!! All perfectly weighted and flying together exactly. The five flyers in the center take their balls (the spacballs, perverts) and pull them away from each other to make a 30 ft. star shape, and we all begin carving around the entire thing, with TS and FFG still in the center of the star!! It's a huge pylon race!!! B|

AND THEN....................

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

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S P L A T !!!!!!
From the center of the formation Turtle and FFG starting Cumming and moaning all over the sky...A big glob hits space ball right in front of me and I take this as a sign I should be TRACKING....I take off in a hardline track, on my back and motion Wrongway to follow.....He does and docks on my foot, We begin doing barrell rolls staying in perfect sync when we notice the people behind us frantically reaching for thier pilot chutes, Suddenly we........



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BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

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. . . see FFG and TS doing a Mr. Bill. and it's time for round two. A little slower this time. TS reaches down and adjusts the leg straps on his rig and makes a seat. FFG gets situated and a slow dance in the air begins, both of them knowing that the music in their heads will not stay slow long, TS looks haphazzardly at his altimiter and . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The pilot landing under his round bail-out parachute. and our jump plane crashing into the waters off of the coast. Damnit, our sexual escapades has cost us yet another jump plane.....Wait?!?!...Is that a helicopter I see??????.........



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BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

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No, that's not a helicopter, stupid ass!!! It was just far away, you need to put on your glasses so you can see the beautiful C-130!!!! B| Yes, the Herc has made it, shall we plan another dive??? ;) At this point it would be stupid not to, not to mention much less entertaining.....

B|

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

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