321seeya 0 #1 October 22, 2003 Here are the rules... After reading the selection you must add to the story. Your portion of the story can contain names or specific details, but lets keep the story moving. After what seemed to be normal climb to altitude (If you can consider a jump run with lots of tittles, zero-G's and Extra altitude normal) We took our position in the door. The count echoed through the empty body of the aircraft....READY...SET...GO! The camera guy peeled off first followed by....... (insert your portion of the story here) . BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #2 October 22, 2003 Then 6 belly fliers that formed the base and then the hangers followed by the stingers, Freefly Goddess being the last stinger out of the plane, managed to use her goddess powers to shut the door for the pilot...pilots love Freefly Goddess. The hangers got to the base quickly like they have been doing this for hundreds of jumps together... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #3 October 22, 2003 The formation formed quickly, A double stack! Three belly fliers on the bottom and three on the top, with 3 hangers between them, hanging from the top base, and standing on the bottom base. Since the jump was made from high altitude, we decided to go for a second point....... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #4 October 22, 2003 Freefly Goddess shoots through the middle of the formation head down and the others follow through the middle as well and reforms the formation, but upside down. So now the belly fliers are on thier backs and the hangers are head down. The camera dude gets some awesome video and since we were all wearing BASE rigs... Edited to add: (yeah I know BASE rigs from 35,000ft isn't a good thing, but it is suppose to be The Best Skydiving Story Ever) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 October 22, 2003 There was no worry of a low pull incident. An dthe fromation went into the third point, back to the original double stack. and the stingers came in and dockerd on the hangers who turned it into a hybrid horney gorrilla that . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #6 October 22, 2003 It was at that point that somebody threw a tortoiseshell tomcat into the formation... Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #7 October 22, 2003 spun so fast my pilot chute extracted causing a horshoe malfunction with three people and only one parachute. No shit, I thought we were gonna die so I quickly...Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #8 October 22, 2003 Grabbed FF Goddess and she untangled me and my Mojo slamed open and the rest of the group opened nicely except for FF Goddess since she is a Goddes, she decided to hammer it down to 200ft. No worries either way, but her Ace opened nicely and she swooped it (I know very amazing but damnit it is my part of the story!) She quickly ran inside the hanger and grabbed some beer for everyone else to grab when they landed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #9 October 22, 2003 Motioned the other canopies over to do a stack, thinking that more canopies were better than our one!....The first two canopies docked and we felt.....A sudden relief as we noticed a hotair balloon motioning us over to his basket.... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #10 October 22, 2003 Climbing into the basket, ever so cautiously, I saw FF Godess running into the hanger...I grab my cut away handle..(I wasnt dumb enought to jump with just a base rig) and jump from the balloon using just my reserve...(Dont want to miss the beer) BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #11 October 22, 2003 My reserve opens nicely and I land without incident (Swooping the hanger of couse!) Put a quick hold on the beer and Say....We need to dirt dive the next jump..."Bobby...Get these 10 rigs packed on a 10 min call?...Good!"...I begin walking to the mock up and... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #12 October 22, 2003 Goddess strips and says, "We have to make this one a naked hybrid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 October 22, 2003 TS walks up and offers to lay base for this jump.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #14 October 22, 2003 I respond..."Godess..If more people dont get involved, it is going to be naked 2-way....." "You want top or bottom?" 8 minute call for load 112...8 minutes..... We gather up 12 people and push the call back...so we can....... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #15 October 22, 2003 Plan the DZ.Com World Record Naked Way. We call SunnyDee123, MissMissy and the rest of the Chicago Girls, VanillaSkygirl, CrazyIvan (If boobs are around hell be there...) TurtleSpeed and of course WrongWay to help organize it....... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 October 22, 2003 Just be careful which strap you hangers grab!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #17 October 22, 2003 QuoteJust be careful which strap you hangers grab! AHHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO.... Imagine your surprise when they go into the stand and *oops*....HAHAHAHAScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #18 October 22, 2003 Yay I got included without even posting!!! ANYWAY.... We decide this time we need to take it up to 50,000 feet, so we grab lots of oxygen for the ride up, and as we'll be going so fast on the way down (we were planning on hitting at least 300 mph with this naked hybrid) we could dump it in the plane. WrongWay of course throws on a thong cuz he doesn't want to go naked (cuz he thinks it may be a distraction to the girls on the dive Not really, but damnit it's my part of the story!!!). Just before the dirt dive begins, he gets down on one knee, and hands MissMissy a beer as he proclaims his undying love to her, and she (of course) smacks him in the face, cuz she doesn't even know him. Then....... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #19 October 22, 2003 QuoteQuoteJust be careful which strap you hangers grab! AHHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO.... Refer to the rules at top of page.... While trying to get participants for this world record naked way, (remember we ARE all naked) weather moves in. The ceiling is now 1200 feet. In hopes of blue skies we decide to fly the plane to the Bahamas. During the flight there is mass cofusion set off when...... (Insert your part of the story here) . BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #20 October 22, 2003 Freefly Goddess gets bored and exclaims, "Hey who wants to do a big orgy while we wait for the Bahamas to be in our jump run?" Then she hops on turtle's lap... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #21 October 22, 2003 And WrongWay gets out his camera....... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samanthashows 0 #22 October 22, 2003 Wrongway drops his camera when samantha gets rid of his thong to see what the distraction would be for us girls if he wasn't wearing it...Samantha Weaver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #23 October 22, 2003 321Seeya overhears..."AHHHRRRR! He came on my rig...Couldnt you have at LEAST given me the courtesy tap?..... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #24 October 22, 2003 Then Samantha continues to show WrongWay what kind of distraction she could be when his thong is removed.....and WrongWay returns the favor........over and over again.......... PM me for details..... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 October 22, 2003 And TS looks up at FFgoddess and says in his best Vin Diesel voice, fuck it, let's go...and kisses her firmly holding the back of her head in his left hand and picks her up with his right and carries her to the . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
