rhino 0 #1 October 27, 2003 Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a man carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't show up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. A couple holes later, one of the fellows asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man." "You're joking!" "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here's the 'tool of my trade'." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other fellow, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." "Sure, said the hit man." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha, that's funny, she must be just out of the shower because I can see she's naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with her.......He's naked as well! Why that little bitch!" He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbour, he's supposed to be a friend of mine, but don't kill him, just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here....." LOL Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #2 October 27, 2003 LMAO, i like that one!! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #3 October 27, 2003 BBBBWWWWWAAAAAAAHahahahahahaah. That was a good one."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #4 October 27, 2003 Just read it again.. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 October 27, 2003 bwhahahahhaa thats classicI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
