steve1 5 #1 October 27, 2003 I took my wife out antelope hunting this weekend. Since my pickup needed a new tire we took the car. After driving for a few hours looking for antelope I felt this tremendous bowel movement coming on. Since we were out in mostly flat treeless country with noone around I figure what the heck, I'd hunker down in front of the car and get that job over with. Well my wife figured things might get kind of smelly so she decided to roll up her electric window. Well, I hear this noise, and I figure it's a pickup coming over the hill, so I start dancing all over in the middle of the road trying to get my pants up in time before some other hunters spot this old derelick trying to crap in the middle of the road, all to the amusement of my wife who thinks this is great fun. Well we start driving down the road a ways further when we both come to the conclusion that something really stinks inside the car. About five miles later we decide we have to do something because the odor is now nearly unbearable. So I check the back of my new hunting pants and they look okay. And about then I look at the floor mat and at my boots and realize they are covered with this brown goo. I think my wife is looking for a new hunting pardner....Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #2 October 27, 2003 Oh, I might add, the wife did get a big antelope. I knew better than to give her any bullets though until after I had my floor mat and boots emaculately clean, and the car aired out, and promised her never to do that again....Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 October 27, 2003 No, shit?! Did you tell her that it was merely hunting lure? It probably smelled better. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
