airdog07 0 #1 October 28, 2003 An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo chips in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it. Down in one gulp and he picks up the bucket of buffalo chips , throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks way. The next mornig the indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo chip in the other. He walks up the counter and says waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess form the last time you wer here. What the heck was all that about, anyway "? The Indian says, "Me in trainin for governmet job. Drink coffee, shoot the bull, and disappear for rest of the day"A peaceful heart leads to a healthy body; jealousy is like cancer in the bones ..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 October 28, 2003 Quoteindian in training Quote | Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo chips in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it. Down in one gulp and he picks up the bucket of buffalo chips , throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks way. The next mornig the indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo chip in the other. He walks up the counter and says waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess form the last time you wer here. What the heck was all that about, anyway "? The Indian says, "Me in trainin for governmet job. Drink coffee, shoot the bull, and disappear for rest of the day Deleted all the references after reflection...would it have been more appropriate to use a gay figure... or a woman... or jewish.. or oriental....choose what is expedient only the poster in this case comes off looking... ________ you fill in the words. The moral of the story there is none really when it comes to intolerance of others no matter the source or the victims of the slur wakarimas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdog07 0 #4 October 28, 2003 my pont was this as doctor tell you that it's good to smile, laugh everyl day, keeps us all healthy. my only intent was just to put a smile on some ones face. It was not my intention to be racial in anyway"A peaceful heart leads to a healthy body; jealousy is like cancer in the bones ..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 October 28, 2003 My point is this. No matter how hard you try, you will never please everyone. No matter how hard you try, you will always offend someone. Even silence is offensive to some.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #6 October 28, 2003 at least the injun wasn't told to shoot the shitwww.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #7 October 28, 2003 QuoteDeleted all the references after reflection...would it have been more appropriate to use a gay figure... or a woman... or jewish.. or oriental....choose what is expedient only the poster in this case comes off looking... ________ you fill in the words. The moral of the story there is none really when it comes to intolerance of others no matter the source or the victims of the slur Jeeeeeze loosen up a bit. Unless you have a vast collection of hilarious PC jokes??? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #8 October 28, 2003 Cute joke, Personally, I didn't find it offensive. I have Cherokee heritage, btw. But, then again, like has been said, you'll never please everyone. Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 October 28, 2003 QuoteJeeeeeze loosen up a bit. Unless you have a vast collection of hilarious PC jokes??? I hear that England has a high percentage of flatulent men who love to have thier bottoms spanked by Anglican bishops as homage to Margaret THatcher being more ballsy than most of the men there. Be sure to get back to us about it after your date with the Vicar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #10 October 29, 2003 Why do women have two sets of lips? www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 October 29, 2003 Why? Please tell us....I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
