RoysPlayThing 0 #1 October 28, 2003 Okay well, this Thread is posted to all the men and women who have had past relationships; Married, or Not ... when the other party just seems to not be able to get over the breakup, And He/She makes your life a living hell for as long as the can muster the tiny little muscles in their tiny little brains, to come up with those new ideas to F**k you!!! Long story short... My ex Husband whom I've been divorced for about 4 years now, still manages to try to make his Itsy, Bitsy Johnson Jr. feel bigger than it actually is! ... Holy Sh**! Can't you Ex's get a clue, and let us live our life's without your Drama!!! !!!!!!!!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #2 October 28, 2003 QuoteHoly Sh**! Can't you Ex's get a clue, and let us live our life's without your Drama!!! Something funny that I heard this past weekend. "It wasn't over because they weren't the ones to say that it was over!" There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 October 28, 2003 Hey...let me remind you that I have a shotgun, a shovel and a Cadillac for hire. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #4 October 28, 2003 Exactly! Can you believe the Ego's!!?? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #5 October 28, 2003 Hmmm ... Something to definately think about!! Okay, all you cops! I wasn't serious, and neither was he!! ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 October 28, 2003 QuoteOkay, all you cops! I wasn't serious, and neither was he!! Speak for yourself. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #7 October 28, 2003 QuoteQuoteOkay, all you cops! I wasn't serious, and neither was he!! Speak for yourself. Now now children, The important thing is not to get mad... It's to get even! Lany, For once your post lacks detail . What has he done now. Play your cards right & I may even get my "Little Black Book of Revenge" out & PM you with a few of the more humorous ones Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #8 October 28, 2003 I like the way Mikey thinks!! .. Time to let off some steam, dontcha think? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #9 October 28, 2003 Or a woman. Last week, I received an e-mail from a girl I broke up with in September of 1997!!! These come about three times a year: "I was hoping we could be friends." Well, I was hoping you weren't psycho! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #10 October 28, 2003 QuoteI like the way Mikey thinks!! .. Time to let off some steam, dontcha think? So PM me. If he's incapable of rearranging the words "Off" and "Feck" to make a well known saying then there are a few nasty & upsetting "or else's" available. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #11 October 28, 2003 Quote "I was hoping we could be friends." Well, I was hoping you weren't psycho! Hehehe been there. This time last year I broke up with a Belgian Girl I'd been seeing for a while. She ended up stalking me and making my life hell for a while. Relationships end, it hurts for all concerned but if its not right its not right. Wish people would deal with it like adults. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #12 October 28, 2003 Yup, and by my clock you can look forward to this for the next 5 years! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #13 October 28, 2003 Exactly! I'm thinking about writing a how to book .. It will be titled: " How to get the F**k off your ex's back- Get a grip, Live out your Sh*tty miserables life's, try to make the best of what you F**ked up, and Quit trying to stretch your Johnson farther than you know it can reach!" ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #14 October 28, 2003 QuoteRelationships end, it hurts for all concerned but if its not right its not right. Wish people would deal with it like adults. Yes and in the same note, how people end them.... go from talking about buying a house to walking out....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 October 28, 2003 *sigh* Yeah, I hear ya. Psycho is all to common these days. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #16 October 28, 2003 Okay, who else on some really funny but cruel things to do with his Sack!? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #17 October 28, 2003 QuoteNow now children, The important thing is not to get mad... It's to get even! Not "get even" "get revenge" Getting even is when someone cuts you off in traffic; you cut them at the next light. Revenge is when someone cuts you off in traffic and you track him down and set his testicles on fireI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #18 October 28, 2003 Quote My ex Husband whom I've been divorced for about 4 years now, still manages to try to make his Itsy, Bitsy Johnson Jr. feel bigger than it actually is! ... !!!!!!!!! So why did you ever marry someone with an itsy bitsy Johson Jr.? What does this say about you?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #19 October 28, 2003 ummm... sweetheart... I really prefer you stay away from other guy's sacks even if it is your exes and your intent is to do harm.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #20 October 28, 2003 Quoteummm... sweetheart... I really prefer you stay away from other guy's sacks even if it is your exes and your intent is to do harm.. Hopefully, Lany going for his sack's going to be the least of his worries in the near future Now get shopping and ad-placing. Remember that in these cases cash & postal orders are your friend. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #21 October 28, 2003 I am on it right now!! ... I feel very naughty and deceptive! ... Hmmm... New feeling, but all that bad! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #22 October 28, 2003 ummm... sweetheart... I really prefer you stay away from other guy's sacks even if it is your exes and your intent is to do harm.. Well sweetie ... this is for a good cause ya know! ... Okay, who is going to tell me where it hurts the most? .. Is it an under sack kick, a twist, or straight on through the sack, and to the pelvis?? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #23 October 28, 2003 four words....... grab, squeeze, twist, pull! works like a charm! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 October 28, 2003 A sweeping motion starting from the thigh and carrying up and into the paelvic area is very painful. Starting at the mid thigh and crossing the groin, so as not to miss all the parts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #25 October 28, 2003 Thank you very much! If that doesn't work, I'm sure there are back up plans. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
