ZipSter 0 #1 October 29, 2003 A couple of things remain constant at our house. This one is most SERIOUS to all of us K9’s. IF the coffee pot goes off two times, only AirAnn is the house, AND she gets out the Power Tools. RUN Today, was a Total Mal. She drank giant amounts of the drug Coffee-Jet Fuel. Her power tool of choice today - the freaking SHEARS AND THE SPECIAL SCISSORS. Oh gawd, she caught me. I had to sit still forever, NOT. You would think after several mistakes she would like, Stop. Oh hell no. AirAnn whacked off part of my god damn Mohawk! AND to top off the brisket, AirAnn cut my ears uneven! Lookit, I get my hairs cut, I get the shampoo and thats pretty much it. BUT, I get the shampoo on Fridays. Today is trash day, NOT Friday. There is your Sign. Trailmix, Levin's cat with the same superior expression, looked like that Cheshire Cat Dude. Spam, the new kitten, laughed. I will get his ass later. FleaFlyer grinned, my GF Bitch next door who only speaks Chihuahua Spanish, a sharp insulting bark. My buddy on the other side of the yard, wouldnt even come outside. Where are those TV dudes, Queer Eyes, when you need them? Oh, and Ms. Thang, AirAnn, Treats do not help. Crap, I have had just a DAWG of a day. Seriously, I am looking for either a good lawyer or the number for the Hair Club for Men. Attached is evidence of Uneven Ears and Whacked Mohawk. Damn it,~ZiPster #3 Top Dog @ AirAnn's Sanctuary for Skydivers and other Animals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 October 29, 2003 your to much annI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #3 October 29, 2003 it's unique "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #4 October 29, 2003 Hey, don't I recognize her from Perris? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #5 October 29, 2003 Yep, that is Raymond Adams. Para Performace Tour Very cool Dude from Dallas. He and I traded Gatorz so he could have the blue lenses to match his hair a few years back. LOL LOL ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #6 October 29, 2003 that is the coolest haircut I've ever seen on a dog! Noice! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #7 October 29, 2003 His hair has been in the Mohawk for some time. I did mess up and cut it too much on the sides. ZipSter is back chasing the cat so he is all good. He only really wanted a Trim and for the flea circus to leave town. Well, no more fleas.. Flea= the bug Not Top Dog #2 Flea Flyer ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 October 29, 2003 Zipster dear just be glad mommy did not go for this look Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
