leroydb 0 #1 October 29, 2003 One must apply SPORTS to ones woman every so often. For the non military folk.... SPORTS stands for: Slap Pull Observe Release Tap SQueeze tHIS WAS TOLD TO ME BY AN 82D SOLDIER.... I do not condone such actsLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 October 29, 2003 QuotetHIS WAS TOLD TO ME BY AN 82D SOLDIER.... I do not condone such acts ' I wonder if he ever had the pleasure of the placement of his testicles as his tonsils. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #3 October 29, 2003 maybe this was a sexual reference ... maybe he does this during sex?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 October 29, 2003 You know the song... Slow Hand by Pointer Sisters As the midnight moon was drifting through The lazy sway of the trees I saw the look in your eyes looking into mine Seeing what you wanted to see Darlin' don't say a word 'cos I already heard What your body's saying to mine I'm tired of fast moves, I've got a slow groove On my mind I want a man with a slow hand I want a lover with an easy touch I want somebody who will spend some time Not come and go in a heated rush I want somebody who will understand When it comes to love I want a slow hand On shadowed ground with no one around And a blanket of stars in our eyes We are drifting free, like two lost leaves On the crazy wind of the night Darlin' don't say a word 'cos I already heard What your body's saying to mine If I want it all night, you say it's alright We got the time 'Cos I got a man with a slow hand I got a lover with an easy touch I've found somebody who will spend some time Not come and go in a heated rush I've found somebody who will understand When it comes to love I want a slow hand If I want it all night, please say it's alright It's not a fast move but a slow groove On my mind 'Cos I got a man with a slow hand I got a lover with an easy touch I've found somebody who will spend some time Not come and go in a heated rush I've found somebody who will understand I've found a lover with a slow hand Lover with a slow hand And I get all excited with his easy touch I've found somebody who will spend the night Not come and go in a heated rush Someone could learn something here if they will only..........................listen Most do not. Jeanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 October 29, 2003 So, what your'e saying is that you like guys that are fast movers, that play rough and leave without cuddling? Got it. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 October 29, 2003 Uh Dave dear....I can play very rough....Bad boys do get attention...perhaps not the kind they really want though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hipgnosis 0 #7 October 29, 2003 For those of you not in the military what the acronym is used for is clearing a malfunction with an M16. As memory serves : Slap the bottom of the magazine Pull the charging handle Observe the jammed casing being ejected Release the charging handle Tap the bolt forward assist (a little knob on the right side of the rifle that pushes the bolt forward) Squeeze the trigger Ironically, I was an 82nd soldier for quite a while and don't seem to remember ever using the acronym in regards to woman.... Bill Morrison Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #8 October 29, 2003 QuoteIronically, I was an 82nd soldier for quite a while and don't seem to remember ever using the acronym in regards to woman.... impossibleLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #9 October 29, 2003 I was LMAO as soon as I saw the title to this thread........ Old Vietnam flashback....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
