Hey Private!!!

[eeneR 3]

Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's stop in." "But we's privates," protests Jasper. "We are sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, Im gonna sit down and have a drink." "But we's privates," says Jasper. "You blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We are sergeants now." So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, Jasper, go look in he dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay? "Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[pa2themd 0]

LMAO, thanks for the laugh!! Hee Hee!!!

"Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's
addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball

[aero04 0]

LMAO!! That's a good morning laugh.

[skydivejersey 0]

Thats bad. Mighty bad.

[sunshine 2]

Too funny!! Sad part is, i know some people that stupid.

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[turtlespeed 226]

Watch out for Amazon, she'll get you for this.

Of course, if she did, that would mean that she stereotypes names. Hmmmm

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun